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"My wife is in the other room."
The ones I'm seeing thru the window are moving right now so I couldn't tell you exactly
MOOving
Nice try FBI but you will never take my cows
We have the right to graze on federal lands! We’ll take over the office! I was low on butt plugs anyway
uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
idk pretty far though. probably at least 20 miles
Sad answer is that live not too far from an active abbatoir. So, unfortunately not that far away.
abbatoir
there is likely a hidden (secret cow) nearby.
there's a cow behind you right now
no just my radiator. (small apartment)
i live atop a giant cow. her name is tortmooga. all the stars in the night sky. drops of milk strewn across the endless shadow grassland of the hereafter. revolving with boundless speed. ungulating into infinite bovinity.
As the crow flies, or actual travel time? 'cos there's, like, an hour difference between those.
bird based measurements
bird based measurements
Finally a superior system to metric.
i live 30-50 birds away from a cow. (feral birds)
'bout a half an hour.
It depends on whether or not the rodeo is in town. For one month a year, I am 15 minutes away from many cows.
I could probably jog right now and make it to a cow before I collapsed.
I can see 3 from my loungeroom window. Little cuties.
A minute’s walk probably? Neighbor across the road’s got cows
i got a cow in ma pants
About ten minutes
10-20 miles. Although, knowing my neighbors, I wouldn't be too surprised if there was one within a couple miles right now.
Some family down the street from where I work has their cow out grazing about twice a week. So about a 5 minute walk.
like 50 moo-ters, I live on a farm
Like an hour, buggers are everywhere creating some issues. I don't like them eating the plants. :(
20 minute walk maybe?
it's not a dairy farm, but a smallholding that has a pet cow, they actually farm crops
nearest dairy farm is like ~40 miles away i think
100 meters maybe
2 miles likely, but let's say 3 miles to be certain.
2.5 miles, as the crow flies.
About a mile
- I am the cow (complimentary).
Surely there is a cow within 5 kilometers. I'm not sure where, but there has to be,
like cow in a field type thing, probably ~3 miles or so maybe less, I live kinda on the outskirts of the city, it's cheaper and quieter for the most part, but I can still get downtown on my bike in 30 mins pretty easily
7 minutes by bike
I WANT to say 50 miles, perhaps 100, but considering where I live, if there's actually one 15 mins away I should not be surprised.
Probably five to ten minutes. There's a bunch of farms out here - they're mostly horses but I'm sure somebody has a cow.
...moo?
Less than a mile.
Used to live in audible moo range, now I'm like 5 to 8 minutes away from the nearest cow.
less than 1000m, but i'm about to catch a bus, so generally about 4000m
About 1-2 miles, but the cow numbers are quite limited. Probably 10 miles before I reach high cow density.
live in a major american city, maybe 5-10 miles
200 yards, give or take
Horses is probably closer and chickens are right next door
Oh about a five minute walk
10 minutes by bike. 3 minutes by car
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