Wake up at 5am, make coffee, sit at pc, open hexbear, "Kissinger is dead", crack beer.
Also.... who do we use for "XYZ died before Kissinger"? I was gonna suggest Powell, but then I got another happy reminder.
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Edit: I realised that I spelled Pissingers name wrong in the title. Pity.
kissenger dying really made my day
Came with the plague gone with the plague.
May hell be real
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11/29/2023
KISSINGER IS FUCKIN DEAD
Munger then Kissinger, the joke is these usually come in threes so who's next? Jimmy Carter is a pretty good candidate, his wife of 77 years just died (couples that old and having been together so long tend to die close together) and he looked like a corpse at her funeral and he managed to beat Kissinger so he doesn't have much reason left to live except maybe seeing the Guinea worm eradicated.
Seriously boss? Henry Kissinger died today and I'm supposed to just "do data entry"?
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I hope all his loved ones and admirers see us celebrating
Nice news to wake up to
WILL
NOT
BE
MISSED
finally, the post to top all others has arrived
Kissinger's death day caused site logins to jump up by 40% if we get the juche necromancers we can weaponise killing Kissinger over and over and over again to grow the site infinitely.
YYYYEEEEESSSSSSS
Who wants to join me for the group pissing on his grave?
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Kissinger being escorted to his cell in Hell while all the other souls yell "let me at him" from all around him like it's Rorschach going to jail.
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MODS PIN THIS THREAD
This breakfast the tea will be sweeter and the bread will be crunchier
HE'S FUCKING DEAD 
I am posting in this thread just so that I can say that I did.
Carry on.
Such a travesty that he got to live to 100, but he's finally dead
Hes fired 😤
Truly a tragedy that he lived so long
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO
Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.
-Tom Lehrer (outlived Kissinger)
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My comrades...it is a glorious day long coming. I know it's bitter sweet given he lived to be a fucking hundred but I am so fucking proud and happy to be here with you all experiencing a world where Henry Kissinger is a fucking corpse. You're all fucking beautiful and I'm actually crying right now. Pouring out a glass of wine for all of you fine folk. Let's celebrate!!!
Holy smokes thank you Kissinger I now have motivation to finish my essay
Where were you when pissinger tried to suck his own dick and snapped his spine?
I was playing halo with my partner. We convened an emergency discord hangout with our friends to celebrate. Might gather together tonight and watch doctor strange love to commemerate.