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Edit: I realised that I spelled Pissingers name wrong in the title. Pity.
aleluya!
So glad I'm here for this one.
ULYSSES WAS THE PHYLACTERY ALL ALONG
You guys aren't going to believe this, but I called it. I felt it in the winds a few weeks ago that Kissinger would die before the year was out, and the winds told me the truth. Not the exact date mind you, and he was bound to die eventually, but still.
GOOD
Not me furiously searching "Henry kissinger assad" so I can post that the Lion of Damascus has done it agian
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YES FUCK YES AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES GLORIOUS YES GO TO HELL YOU FUCKING DECREPIT GHOUL
🎧🦀🎚🎛
🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
HEXBEAR NATIONAL DAY OF CELEBRATION
Ohhhhhhhh baby let's fucking gooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Dr. Henry Kissinger, a respected American scholar and statesman [respected by whom?]
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Every person I know texted and messaged me I am so glad that's the energy I give out
Gonna drink to celebrate hell yea
This is great news to wake up to
This is the end of the chapo ark. Let's pack up.
Can't miss this occasion to wish him a very rest in piss 
Oh my god it happened 🎉
Straight to hell, do not pass go, do not collect 200
BETTER LATE THAN NEVER YOU FUCK'IN ROTTING DEMON! 
Eat shit in hell, we're partying tonight!
Hell yea.
I declare victory ✌️
we gottem