The Onion:
"Plane that's also a helicopter, tries to be a boat..."
this post was submitted on 30 Nov 2023
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Jealous of F-35 i see.
And not only this, lol:
The Onion:
"... pilots of the Osprey, attempting to out hotdog the test pilots of the F-35 after their previous evenings trash talk at a local bar...
You can see from the picture that the spinny bits are not spinning. That's probably why they keep crashing. Smh
For years, the only time I hear about Osprey aircraft is when they're going down with all hands.
Maybe the real brave mujahideen were the ospreys we made along the way
Ah yes, the famous Japan island. I'd recommend visiting Japan city and Japan mountain while you're there, the sights are truly breathtaking.
In popular culture, you might have a point on the "Japan mountain" one
Don't even get me started on Place, Japan!
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And Japan tower of course
They always find a way to use terms other than “South China Sea” & “East China Sea.”
Suprisingly, at this moment NATOpedia is calling a spade a spade:
A CV-22B Osprey assigned to the US Air Force's 353rd Special Operations Wing crashed into the East China Sea approximately one kilometer (0.6 mile) off Yakushima Island, Japan on 29 November 2023, killing at least one airman.
Maybe that’s seen as to wordy for a title? Blank China Sea is a mouthful in what’s supposed to be a short sentence. I don’t know, I’m being generous.
But saying “Japan Island” instead of “Japanese Island” is comical.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
first as tragedy...
Americans failing at geography.