Sometimes I like to remind myself the internet is full of fake stories. Today I pray I stumbled across one of those. Infact I insist I do.
this post was submitted on 06 Dec 2023
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Doesn't matter if it's fake.
It's in your head now.
It's in all of our heads now.
We all lost the pussy pussy game
/l/BadWomensAnatomy and /l/MenWritingWomen.
Fake af
Even so someone actually thought of it and I find it equally disturbing
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Somehow I find the worst thing in the story that it's the worst infection they've seen in months. Not years, months!
The worst part is anyone thinking this bullshit is remotely plausible.
Yeah, we are all horrified and all, but no-one is asking the pertinent question:
What did it taste like?
Like a Jolly Rancher, of course.
cries in reddit
That's the story I was expecting
Like Skittles apparently.
Taste the rainbow.
The Inuit (formerly called the derogatory 'Eskimos') have a taste for fermented whale blubber.
The Scandinavians also have a taste for fermented seafood.
There's something about living in freezing weather and developing a taste for semi rotten food.
I'd wager it has something to do with living in a barren wasteland for at least half the year.
When the choice is between starve to death or eat the putrid thing, most people will eat the putrid thing.
I dont think the boyfriend was at risk of starving.
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So do the Japanese...
The Scandinavians also have a taste for fermented seafood.
Excuse me, but that's only the Swedes! We may have other weird eating habits in Denmark but surströmning ain't one.
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Typical day as a mod
I wish. Over at !videos@lemmy.world I end up having to vet hours of rule-violating disinformation videos. I feel like stinky genitalia content would be an upgrade from Trump videos.
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Please put a trigger warning and a NSFW on this one. Keep in mind some people might want a bit of a warning that the meme they clicked on graphically describes a vagina infection.
Might as well put that warning on the whole damn Internet. There's no bumper bowling on the Information Superhighway 😂
The internet is not for the weak.
NSFL*
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I think the meme would be improved if it went angel>devil instead of devil>angel, feels like a more logical progression.
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What a terrible day to have eyes.
I'm glad the put the most horrific part in italics, otherwise I might have missed it
I'm glad this comment pointed out a slightly unnecessary formatting choice, otherwise I might have missed it.
imo it's more for emphasis. it's pretty hard to get tone through via text so people like to use bold and italics to supplement that
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The boyfriend just likes probiotics
Sometimes I miss old reddit for stuff like this, the jolly rancher story, the cum box, etc
But then I see this stuff again, and I think I like the more sterile internet in a way.
You know I would hope that's fake but...
Hm.
D_trump was president in this timeline so at the very least you should except some sicko out there likes the taste of [EXPLETIVE DELETED].
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I got to send this to my mom
Smells like fish, tastes like fistula.
That’s enough internet for today
Oh my god. That's sick. I actually gasped when I saw the punch line at the end...Holy shit.
Fresh baked sourdough 🤤
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