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I mean aside from obvious reactionaries stirring up shit. Those don't count. Or like Unwanted sex pest shit is understandable.

Those of you who tell on other shit, why,?

It's cringe as hell

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[–] buh@hexbear.net 40 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I need stitches but my shitty ass am*rican health insurance won't pay for it

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 10 points 10 months ago

I see, you're from one of the territories. When someone asks if you're Mexican you say, "no I am 'Rican."

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 28 points 10 months ago

I've been told that a snitch in time saves nine, and I just kinda believe anything that rhymes so...

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 25 points 10 months ago

Only using third dialogue option this run and that involves a lot of snitching

[–] CoolYori@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I need to get this off my chest so here we go! I was staying at a shitty motel 6 and someone had tied their dogs to their bumper of their truck right next to the only way for me to walk to get to my room. The ropes were long enough that they could get to me easily. If I am introduced to dogs I am usually good but normally I am kind of scared of em. I have been bitten a lot over the years and have developed a sort of fear of em that I cannot drop in some cases. So I went down to the office and told the front desk. Being an autistic person also does not help with my social anxiety or I would just talked to the owner but they were not there obviously. I have been carrying this on me for a bit because the guy looked really down on his luck when I saw him. He probably did not have enough money to cover the pet charge. The office did not kick him out or anything just told him he cant just leave his dogs tied to his bumper while he is away.

[–] voight@hexbear.net 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)

sorry but this is not snitching. i am gatekeeping snitching.

[–] CoolYori@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

Thanks this has been hanging around my neck. The lady at the front office told me they were going to call animal control if they did not find the owner. Lucky when I walked them out there the guy was there.

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 21 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I had a kitchen mishap while chopping onions and didn't have time to go to the hospital and get proper stitches from a doctor, so I told my FBI handler about you

[–] GreenWater@hexbear.net 20 points 10 months ago (2 children)

My brother does it because he has a very strong sense for the rule of law and believes that anybody breaking them must be told on because the rules instruct him to do so.

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

This isn't what autistic black-and-white thinking should result in kitty-birthday-sad

[–] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

I called the cops on a neighbor who was walking around the neighborhood with a loaded shotgun and high on meth

[–] daisy@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

Because your heist movie would boring if it went according to plan.

[–] Melina@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It’s power for the powerless

I’m not a snitch btw I’m calling snitches weak and powerless 💀

[–] voight@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

I need the dirty, dirty money to save up for a massive prison break to free my father and everyone I snitched on.

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

snitches usually, but not always, get stitches

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago

ITT snitches telling on themselves

[–] Sopje@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I once snitched on a guy who was creeping in a communal woman shower

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

I'm 100% sure that that's the correct thing to do

[–] Maoo@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I don't snitch but I know of someone that recently snitched and it was because they're a whiny little "do you condemn Hamas?" individual throwing an adult tantrum about people organizing for Palestine. So that's one reason.

Bonus: the snitcher is a Trot.

[–] iByteABit@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
  • Claims to be communist
  • Supports the genocide by an imperialist lawn dog state
[–] manuallybreathing@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

I aint saying nothin'

[–] Mokey@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

Why are you asking us

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

Reporting FearsomeJoeandmac to the fbi for crimes against posting