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Ron DeSantis Going Door To Door To Beg Own Campaign Staff To Vote For Him
(www.theonion.com)
This guy is like if George Costanza mounted a presidential campaign.
No guys he's the smart Trump I swear guys pls I'm not a paid shill trust me the lefties are scared of him tell your friends
lefties are scared of him
Ever heard him speak? It's like someone punched Kermit the Frog in the throat. No one is scared of him.
Scared of what he represents maybe, but not scared that he'll ever see a higher office.
Someone like DeSantis, but with actual charisma, is the actual fear.
Smart and evil with enough charisma to get elected. That's a terrifying combination. Thankfully, no one on the republican side has all three.
But if George Costanza was a Nazi.
But if George Costanza was a Nazi.
That would be the plan, to get everyone to think the short jewish New Yorker is actually a Floridian Anti-Semite uber-mensh.
It would be written as an intention to fail (the producers style), but it just keeps working and George can't handle it.
I am not O'Brian! I repeat, I am not O'Brian!
So you’re saying he will become president?
Because all things considered George was capable of getting himself what he wanted.
George Costsnza got rizz tho.
this post was submitted on 21 Jan 2024
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