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[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 83 points 9 months ago

boobs so yes okay

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 74 points 9 months ago (5 children)
[–] DigitalTraveler42@lemmy.world 74 points 9 months ago (4 children)

I'm pretty sure this is a picture of pornstar Jenni Lee after she became homeless and started living in the Vegas underground:

https://meaww.com/jenni-lee-ex-porn-stars-fans-raise-money-to-help-her-as-she-lives-underground-in-las-vegas-tunnels

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 43 points 9 months ago

Well that is incredibly sad. Homelessness needs to be eradicated.

[–] LotrOrc@lemmy.world 42 points 9 months ago

I'm pretty sure this is photoshopped because nothing in the picture actually seems to match or be sitting on the ground in any believable way

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 42 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Damn that's rough. I jerked off to her in solidarity

[–] Yokozuna@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

Fuck I laughed so hard at this.

[–] scytale@lemm.ee 36 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I don’t think she’d be wearing that while living there. I saw the interview and she wears regular clothes. This picture also looks shopped.

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 9 points 9 months ago

You can tell by how it be

[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 28 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yep, I'm intrigued in more ways than one

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 84 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (4 children)

Unfortunately it's a photoshopped picture. Notice that the items have mismatched sizes. It was made about 6-7 years ago.

That's all there is to the story of this picture. There are actually no "cute semi naked skater chicks willing to get drunk and browse the internet in candlelight" in the local drainage pipes near you.

[–] SoupyHappenstance@lemmy.world 38 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You sure? My Google ads are starting to say otherwise

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You should click on them and report back.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Why would he click on an ad that simply reads "otherwise"?

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

It’s the thrill of the unknown, or in this case the otherwise.

[–] Meowoem@sh.itjust.works 12 points 9 months ago

That's exactly what someone who doesn't want me climbing into storm drains would say

[–] RecallMadness@lemmy.nz 7 points 9 months ago

Wasn’t there a story about a guy who made LSD in an old (nuclear?) bunker and threw parties and shit?

Not far off.

[–] Rootiest@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Not with that attitude

[–] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 18 points 9 months ago

Mole people in the underground city of Las Vegas

[–] perishthethought@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

Is someone testing out their AI image generator here?

Seems like it...

[–] ASaltPepper@lemmy.one -2 points 9 months ago

Latest episode of 90 day fiance reversed. This one's in Ukraine.

[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 31 points 9 months ago (1 children)

She was right to hide her face in this picture

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago (2 children)

We should always hide our faces when we're in pictures. The AI might otherwise steal our likeness.

[–] Rootiest@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

AI is actually still quite good at identifying people even with partial or fully hidden faces

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

It’s too late. Those man boobs are etched into my memory. If I could pick them in a police line up ai will have no trouble playing pin the tittie on the honky

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I look like an AI anomaly IRL, so I guess I'm safe?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Unless that's what they want you to think

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 26 points 9 months ago (1 children)

19 year old me would've been all the way in, especially if funny substances involved.

[–] StopSpazzing@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Like pixie sticks?

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Hanging out in the culvert with post10

[–] raynethackery@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

That's not how I remember post10 looking.

[–] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 9 months ago

If my first date doesn't include a full installation of LFS up to a desktop environment then it isn't worth it

[–] squid_slime@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago
[–] yoz@aussie.zone 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Fucks happening ? Is that a tunnel ?

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 9 points 9 months ago

Or is it another homemade submersible?

[–] dipshit@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago
[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

I'll take it but I'm way more hairy in just a bra than this las is.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

who's her boyfriend? remind me not to date him.

[–] letsgo@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

Dating agency for Hamas?

[–] theOneTrueSpoon@feddit.uk 2 points 9 months ago

Reminds me of sideshow Bob hiding in the blimp

[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip -3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What's the opposite of a red flag?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

A green flag?