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[-] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 117 points 1 year ago

I'm using my real name because I was here to virally promote a movie, just like all the other celebrities on reddit before.

It was a very successful promotion.

[-] drbi@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

How did you feel about acting in barbie?

[-] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

I'm still on strike... Please go support it. Thanks.

[-] sparky678348@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What? Are you supposing you are actually Margot Robbie

[-] MrCaturdayNight@lemmy.world 64 points 1 year ago

People don’t just make things up on the internet. I’m kinda stoked to be responding to a comment on a Margot Robbie comment.

[-] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

Yay.

Need all the help I can get for my Oscar campaign.

[-] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Of course I am, why else did you think I spent 2 months here discussing the importantance of sincerity in an increasingly commercialized and absurd hyperconsumerist world, as well as the need for jaded adults to reject cynicism and regain their humanity?

I didn't mention the name of the movie here so it's not a promo, so, still not against strike rules.

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[-] willya@lemmyf.uk 111 points 1 year ago

To play off my instance name.

[-] fucker@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago
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[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 47 points 1 year ago
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I was hurt by one and haven't healed

[-] Cubes@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

I would like to hear this story

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[-] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

I love ninjas and carbonhydrates

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[-] new_guy@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

I like not being easily identifiable on social media. When I was a kid my parents taught me to not reveal my real name on the internet and nowadays it seems that your real life and internet life should be the same.

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[-] moosetwin@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

mom i'm internet famous

[-] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

I can't remember

[-] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I often expend my creativity elsewhere. 😅

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[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Because I'm not a banana, duh.

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[-] mojo@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago

Because I want to instill fear

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[-] SummerIsTooWarm@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 year ago

Because I think that summer is too warm

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[-] mack211@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

It's been my nickname for over 50 years.

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[-] jasonwaterfalls@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

TLC wrote a song about me.

[-] steamedhams@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

Don't go Jason Waterfalls, please stick to the Trevors and Jakes that you're used to

[-] Lurklaughlove@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Because it’s all I really want to do here.

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[-] ladytaters@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

One of my nicknames growing up was Lil Miss Potatoes. But now I'm a grown up, so I'm Lady Taters.

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[-] 1luv8008135@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

I’m a simple man.

[-] Rock@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago
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[-] cloudy1999@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago

It's an anagram of my real name, 'lcdou 991y9'

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[-] chairman@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago
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[-] Hurensohn@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago
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[-] Unidan@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago
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[-] nIi7WJVZwktT4Ze@fost.hu 12 points 1 year ago
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[-] LemmeInPls@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

I kept on trying to make an account and it wouldn't let me for some reason.

[-] ChickenButt@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago
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[-] krzschlss@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

I didn't. It's my IRL nickname. It means 'short circuit' (as in 'easily frustrated'). I'm the opposite of it, I'm the calmest person on this planet. My friends thought it would be funny. (the full word spells 'Kurzschluss')

[-] Mcballs1234@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago

I was thinking of McDonald's and balls

[-] whenigrowup356@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

I still haven't grown the fuck up

[-] Defiant@lemmy.cafe 10 points 1 year ago

It’s the name of my favorite Star Ship! USS Defiant

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[-] ActualShark@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 year ago
[-] Kiwi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 year ago

Have you seen kiwis? They're adorable!

The bird is alright too I guess

[-] DarkMessiah@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

It appeals to the edgelord teenager in me.

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[-] o_O@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Well I'm a very confused person, and I'm surprised at the world around me.

[-] kinther@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Old WoW randomly generated name. Stuck with it for years now

[-] thelastknowngod@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

Corrupt windows nt boot menu circa 2003.. It should have said "last known good configuration"

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