I wish I chose MeeKrob now.
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"CanopyFlyer" is a reference to my skydiving days.
I have a tad over 4500 skydives.
Even though my last jump was 18 years ago, I think I'd be pretty safe if someone threw me out a plane with a rig on.
Sweet, I'm a wizard.
I guess I am drilling wells? Maybe manageable.
I'm gonna need a bigger van.
Please, ya gotta help me Tony! I don't know what else to do!
I'm seriously.
things just work out, it seems
About the same.
Uhhhh, depends on if I'm jiggling the sackles or having the sackles jiggled?
I don't know how this is going to go down, but I believe this strange new world is full of regret for me and those around me.
Long as I can evade the authorities I should make bank
I’m already dead
I guess this tree has leaves on it I can eat?
Either really good, or really bad
I go to your wedding
My opacity causes screen burn ins.
Well at least my shoes will stay tied
I am me. Nothing changes, all is well.
Tons of way to make a living, but the living is on the edge. Plus problems with the law.
Sigh... unzips
I mean, as a software developer I kinda already have the means to stay alive. I’m an underpaid one, but I’m alive non the less.
If I die, you die. If I eat, you eat. If I drink, you drink. ...
Guess I'm eating a lot of waffles from now on
Itll either kill me in a burst of inspiration to the dome or be a very colorful and interesting way to kill people.
Well considering Huntress from dead by daylight is my namesake depends what she is supposed to keep me alive from. Starving in the post Apocalypse she has me covered, but if she's not bound there's a good chance I end up as dinner instead
I guess something involving swimming?
I need uranium, fast!
I'm just a civilian here.
Russian fucking roulette
Welp. I'm just dead. I can make it to level 6 or 7, but this game is the original souls-like.
Oh shit, I'm gonna have to remember how my past me did this the last time around.
Well..., by being charming?
I think I have to steal things from glowing bugs.