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[-] wargreymon2023@sopuli.xyz 78 points 8 months ago

My brain said no, my dick says yes

[-] NotMelon@lemmy.world 22 points 8 months ago
[-] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 23 points 8 months ago

Depends on the where the blood is. If the dick has enough extra blood to reach at least half chub its gonna be a yes from me.

[-] Lemmygizer@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

God gaveen a brain and a dick, but only enough blood to use one at a time.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 70 points 8 months ago

Flashbacks of my high school girlfriend’s braces.

[-] THE_MASTERMIND@feddit.ch 61 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)
[-] arymandias@feddit.de 46 points 8 months ago

Definitely a C 4 effort.

[-] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 12 points 8 months ago
[-] MadBob@feddit.nl 9 points 8 months ago

Beetroot job?

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 52 points 8 months ago
[-] jason@lemy.lol 7 points 8 months ago
[-] PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world 44 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Both are characters from Mortal Kombat. The lady (named Mileena) normally wears a face mask, to hide a gigantic gaping maw.

[-] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 31 points 8 months ago

She's got big weird teefers

[-] Cort@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

And more importantly no lips to cover them

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 7 points 8 months ago

Look up mileena from mortal kombat

[-] CluckN@lemmy.world 40 points 8 months ago

Did your original post get removed?

[-] arymandias@feddit.de 243 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Yep, very demotivating when you put all the effort into screenshotting and reposting someone else’s meme and then it gets removed.

[-] CluckN@lemmy.world 44 points 8 months ago

Next time poorly photoshop a blahaj in the background and you’ll get top post of all time.

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 18 points 8 months ago

Modlog said it was removed for not having nsfw tag. I guess you could try again?

[-] arymandias@feddit.de 12 points 8 months ago

Weird that they don’t turn on the nsfw tag themselves in an edge case. But their instance, their rules.

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 14 points 8 months ago

I'm not sure they even have the ability. Mod tools are still pretty rudimentary.

[-] arymandias@feddit.de 8 points 8 months ago

In that case it makes sense.

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago

Yeah, it's pretty much only lock or remove for posts.

[-] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

I posted on a porn sub and my post got taken down for not being NSFW. I'd assume it was automatic

[-] Pinklink@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago

196 are actually super toxic in my experience

[-] ryan213@lemmy.ca 31 points 8 months ago

She's pretty hot, so I'm thinking....maybe??

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 5 points 8 months ago

I'm sure she learned from the first time.

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 31 points 8 months ago

"Mmmmm...that's a good girl."


Dracula

[-] cardboardchris@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago
[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

When she starts chewing and your life flashes before your eyes.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 11 points 8 months ago

No horse or horse-sized penises where injured during the making of this pic.

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[-] zaphod@feddit.de 10 points 8 months ago

Maybe he just had his period.

[-] TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee 8 points 8 months ago

196 is very delicate

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

OH GOD, IM HAVING A FLASHBACK

[-] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 6 points 8 months ago

Maye she got it all right and he just has prostate cancer

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[-] An_Ugly_Bastard@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Reminds me of the newgrounds animation of goth maid BJ.

[-] MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago

The what? Link please

[-] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 6 points 8 months ago
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[-] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 3 points 8 months ago

Is the joke that she injured his dick with her teeth?

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Pissposting

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