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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by Yuritopiaposadism@hexbear.net to c/politics@hexbear.net

Our politics is about the size of our treats.

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[-] supafuzz@hexbear.net 72 points 8 months ago

He's calling on them to fix it! That's practically the same as actually doing something about it!

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 49 points 8 months ago

Stop artificially inflating prices Jack biden-the-thing or else I might have to start an advisory council on how to convince the public this isn't my fault.

[-] crusa187@lemmy.ml 5 points 8 months ago

Don’t fuck around Jack, or you may just find out how strongly worded a letter can be.

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 3 points 8 months ago

Hmmm, Kulaks are witholding product from the market to speculate on it?

stalin-spoon stalin-gun-2: "How many times do we have to teach you this lesson?"

[-] thisismyrealname@hexbear.net 48 points 8 months ago

for the 2024 campaign season the Biden campaign is making bold promises to tell companies, "hey man, cut it out"

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Member when he asked gas companies to quit price jacking via twitter instead of doing anything?

I do

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 34 points 8 months ago

Is this real?

Damn, democrats are just the infantilized version of the GOP. How much longer is it going to be where Kamala Harris is going to call us her "frens" in her 2028 campaign?

[-] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 8 months ago

She'll talk about how she's always been a swifty who thinks the latest album slaps

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

knowing Kamala she will claim to have listened to Taylor Swift's albums before Taylor Swift was born

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 30 points 8 months ago

This isn't even the first time he's done this. We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas.

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 14 points 8 months ago

Yup turns put demanding to speak to the manager doesn't look nearly as impressive when you're the manager.

[-] Grace@hexbear.net 26 points 8 months ago

politely asking the companies to stop ripping off people. Thanks Biden

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 26 points 8 months ago

Mckinsey got its experts on both sides pete-eat & capitalist-laugh

[-] Maoo@hexbear.net 24 points 8 months ago

The White House presents: a discourse about the flow of literal treats

[-] Runcible@hexbear.net 19 points 8 months ago

at least they properly identified the mindset of the people who would respond to this

[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 17 points 8 months ago

I know Biden might not be everything you've hoped for in a candidate but you have to vote for him or else orange Cheeto Drumpf will get the power to send polite letters to corporations.

[-] NewLeaf@hexbear.net 11 points 8 months ago

Why don't they just let shrinkflation take care of the Cheeto? We are about a month away from only getting one Cheeto per bag.

Checkmate, cheeto-man

[-] Mokey@hexbear.net 14 points 8 months ago

So ur saying i got to be elmo or cookie monster to get to joe biden

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago
[-] zifnab25@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago

If Donald Trump is elected President, who will post clap-backs to Cookie Monster?

Leftists! The results of this election will weigh on your heads, mark my words!!!

[-] NewLeaf@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago

What?!? We don't have a "homer sleeping like a baby" emoji? Cause that's how I'm gonna sleep after the first Tuesday in November knowing that I voted for Howie Hawkins, or whoever

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 3 points 8 months ago

Afroman is the only candidate who will bring showboating back to sports.

[-] NewLeaf@hexbear.net 2 points 8 months ago

This is the change that people are yearning for

[-] normalmente@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago

For a second I though this was their other time where they told everyone to stop coding in C and to use Rust. I think this is much worse.

[-] fox@hexbear.net 11 points 8 months ago

It wasn't even to use Rust. Any garbage collected language also qualified, and really any language where you can't stumble into segfaulting.

[-] normalmente@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago

Pokemon Golang to the polls hillary

[-] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 8 months ago

Golang on my Rust D

[-] HelltakerHomosexual@hexbear.net 10 points 8 months ago

DUDE YOU ARE THE PRESIDENT OF THE USA

[-] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 1 points 8 months ago

some intern is president now?

[-] HelltakerHomosexual@hexbear.net 1 points 8 months ago
[-] BlueMagaChud@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago

and they're not going to listen, the point of them posting this is to dismiss the topic entirely

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 1 points 8 months ago

We need another 9/11. /hj

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