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its been posted once on lemmygrad but i gots to post it again finkelstein-lambaste

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[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 46 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Why wouldn't he shave the second he saw how his beard grows in?

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 24 points 7 months ago

He just debates people about it and says it looks great

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago

Overcompensating

[–] chickentendrils@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago

If they aren't just apathetic about how they look, which fair enough, I'd say just pick up a generic bottle of minoxidil shampoo. Probably fill that shit in in a month.

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 36 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Golden comment section lmao

[–] Wakmrow@hexbear.net 36 points 7 months ago

Mr vermicelli stop noodling around has me giggling

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 17 points 7 months ago

Aside from all the brocoli fans running damage control for their fascist streamer cult leader

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 35 points 7 months ago

Mr. Bingo with all due respect you are a simpleton dog sir. That is your name-o and you disrespect us with your presence.

[–] FanonFan@hexbear.net 27 points 7 months ago (1 children)

@RMS_Azad. 5d ago

I would like to introduce Finkelstein's Razor: a rhetorical device where one accuses their interlocutor, whether falsely or truly, of being Italian; therefore leading the audience to dismiss the argument of one's opponent out of hand, on account of them being Italian.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

Ah. Well, nevertheless you're Italian.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)

why didnt the podcast episode get pulled off the internet? it wasnt a debate. it was an execution.

[–] DinosaurThussy@hexbear.net 28 points 7 months ago

Hasan covered it in full and Destiny in turn covered Hasan’s coverage, resulting in Destiny rage quitting his stream multiple days in a row.

[–] Comp4@hexbear.net 21 points 7 months ago

Mr. Raviolli

[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 20 points 7 months ago

I'm so tired of Mr Benelli and his scattershot debate style

[–] D61@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago

Just... everybody in that room laughing at Steve.

[–] DinosaurThussy@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago

Mr. Borelli anti-italian-action

[–] MrBonacelli@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago

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[–] jimmyjohnsandwichfive@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago

im so sick of seeing this annoying little shit head, i wish i could forget he exists lmao

[–] pmarcilus@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 7 months ago

I didn't click that podcast since I thought Destiny and Lex are cringe, but I guess I had miss some gold.

[–] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 5 points 7 months ago

Mr Pirelli Supersoft

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I found a YouTube link in your post. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy: