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I’m on a cruise AMA (hexbear.net)
submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by baHamas@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net
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Fun fact: The custom cups to put booze in? $35. The babysitting service’s nighttime shift that takes care of your kids after 10pm so you can go get drunk and fuck your wife? Only $27.

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[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

How many diseases have you contracted already?

[–] baHamas@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago

My bowels are upset

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

so you can go get drunk and fuck ~~your wife~~ another passenger? Only $27.

[–] baHamas@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Sorry, my parents are cishet and my dad was making jokes. Kinda stuck in my head.

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

More of a joke about people gettin' freaky on boats. IIRC one of the most common health afflictions on cruises is STI's

[–] wopazoo@hexbear.net 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

IIRC one of the most common health afflictions on cruises is STI's

wrong. Nowadays it's COVID (lol)

[–] baHamas@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago

Huh. Well that’s news to me for several reasons

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

why are you on a cruise?

are you listening to yacht rock?

[–] baHamas@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

My parents insisted I come. What’s yacht rock?

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 7 months ago

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[–] baHamas@hexbear.net 1 points 7 months ago

Depending on where you are, it’s either early 2000’s pop music or weirdly corporate reggae.

[–] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 5 points 7 months ago

I would rather play Russian roulette with a Glock than go on a fucking cruise.