How many diseases have you contracted already?
My bowels are upset
so you can go get drunk and fuck ~~your wife~~ another passenger? Only $27.
Sorry, my parents are cishet and my dad was making jokes. Kinda stuck in my head.
More of a joke about people gettin' freaky on boats. IIRC one of the most common health afflictions on cruises is STI's
IIRC one of the most common health afflictions on cruises is STI's
wrong. Nowadays it's COVID (lol)
Huh. Well that’s news to me for several reasons
why are you on a cruise?
are you listening to yacht rock?
My parents insisted I come. What’s yacht rock?
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Depending on where you are, it’s either early 2000’s pop music or weirdly corporate reggae.
I would rather play Russian roulette with a Glock than go on a fucking cruise.
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