The man can't help himself : funny

[–] terry_tibbs@lemmy.ml 95 points 8 months ago (3 children)

If I ever make it to the point where I have a removedin' deck overlooking some fine wilderness then you're damn right I'm gonna piss off it.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 66 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (5 children)

I'm curious what word you tried to use. I didn't think "fuck" was filtered on dot ml.

"Bitchin'"?

[–] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 50 points 8 months ago (20 children)

Does ml auto-censor posts for mildly spicy language or something?

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 29 points 8 months ago

Anything that could be remotely considered a slur.

[–] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 28 points 8 months ago

Yeah it’s a pretty pathetic community.

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[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 20 points 8 months ago

I think you give the nannies at .ml too much credit.

[–] porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 8 points 8 months ago

Female dog probably

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[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 52 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Y'all are some of the most anti-control people around, and then... use an instance that heavily censors the naughty words you can say.

[–] TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (5 children)

It’s weird how that works huh? Wouldn’t wanna upset anybodies fee fees

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[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 54 points 8 months ago (2 children)

what the hell did he do to piss off a deck ? did he expose it to the sun without regular maintenance ?

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[–] elevate@lemmy.world 50 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Man who piss into wind, gets wet.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 53 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"I see," said the blind man, pissing into the wind. "It's all coming back to me now."

[–] ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca 13 points 8 months ago (2 children)

”I see," said the blind carpenter, as he picked up his hammer and saw.

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[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 45 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Ok, I didn't get it when I thought they meant not making the deck angry, and I still don't get what I'm supposed to be seeing here.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 51 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

The footprints in the snow that show he was still pissing off the deck.

My only question is why does she care?

[–] Lmaydev@programming.dev 76 points 8 months ago (18 children)

Maybe she doesn't want her deck to smell like piss

[–] cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world 30 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Or the plants to die. Large shrubs can be expensive to replace.

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[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Weird

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[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 41 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Urinating in the bathroom sink 🤤.

[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 30 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Pissing in the ice cube tray 🤤

[–] exocrinous@startrek.website 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I prefer to piss in the wood stove.

[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago (5 children)

How about the humidifier?

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[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago (5 children)

*kitchen sink

For when the one bathroom is already being used and ya gotta go.

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[+] Mikufan@ani.social 27 points 8 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (5 children)

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[–] Zidane@lemmy.world 71 points 8 months ago (6 children)

Probably smells like piss

[–] TotalFat@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If it walks like piss, smells like piss, it's definitely a duck.

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[–] Vampiric_Luma@lemmy.ca 19 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Nitrogen content in your piss is pretty high and can end up killing your grass in excess. It looks like OP's husband pisses in two spots right beside the stairs so the nitrogen will accumulate there.

Judging by the shrubs there could be a little garden down there the wife cares about, or she wants the habit cut so there's not a yellow splotch that guests are being funneled between.

... Or plain old prudery. Who truly knows~

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[–] SlapnutsGT@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

Jealousy

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 9 points 8 months ago

Probably just seems nasty or something

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 14 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Maybe he didn't pee.

Maybe he pood.

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 15 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I'd be impressed if he managed to poop off the deck while his feet were facing out. I'd need a diagram to understand it.

[–] Deepus@lemm.ee 13 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

No dagram needed, poop it out until its clinging on for dear life and just about to fall, then a little hip thrust will send it forward into the abyss.

Takes a little practice.

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[–] slurpeesoforion@startrek.website 11 points 8 months ago

Why the deck mad, bro?

[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 11 points 8 months ago

What did you do to make it so angry?

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago (3 children)

That's his land. He can piss on it if he wants. He's just marking his territory.

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Funny