It was actually tweeted by ex-pres of Mongolia, thus making the burn more real. It's not his first punch, and he's still alive and laughing.

Brits: Wait, we can do that?

Well before Mongols it was Kyiv Rus. So, moskovits should belong to Kyiv.

Saint Petersburg sits on what was once Swedish territory. Prepare the Saab jets

All of the land masses were once part of Gondwanaland. The bacteriophage are coming.

Italians dusting off their pilums.

Yeah and so much of the world was once part of the British empire. Get fucked.

Return to enlightened 1444, embrace big Lithuania and Germany in a 100 pieces of border gore.

Did he really say that?

Didn't Russia literally sign an agreement to PROTECT Ukraine when we took the nukes away?

Next they'll say the price they got for Alaska was unfair.

That mentally unstable asshole Putin was part of his father's balls. Stuff him back in.

Vladivostok oblast was named either Northern Manchuria, or Upper Manchuria, less than ~~120~~ 165 years ago.....

I think China may want their warm water port back

Edit: apparently there were Chinese and Russian skirmishes during the Russia-Japanese War of 1910, but China actually ceded control of the area in 1860, so more like less than 165 years ago.

The Kievan Rus was founded by Viking settlers, therefore by the Putin's own logic he should cede all of Russia east of the Urals to Denmark, Sweden and Norway while he's at it.

Russia did the same to my family a little over 100 years ago.

Will the armies charge in while blasting The HU? That'd be metal.

I'm just waiting for some politician in Germany to justify a 3rd world war instigated by Germany. For a short period of time much of Europe was ours!

Guess we humans don't own any land since the dinosaurs settled here looooong before us.

Hmm.

I’m told they developed attack cats. Russia should be afraid.

Might makes right.

Just ask Israel

Inb4 tankies explain why russian imperialism is a good thing while also calling for nuclear genocide.

Aren't they line already doing that? I mean look how Russia's industries have changed

Well, guess Rome shall rise once more.

Does that mean we can send our Leopards to Wolgograd again?

And yet Putin has expressed his desire to take some states of the United States, and claim them as property of Russia. How does he justify that? Oh, he wants California? Well, it belongs to America. Before that, the Spanish built their missions upon the Southern parts of it, while Sutter had the North, and before that the native Americans had PARTS of it. Does he want Death Valley in the middle of summer. He’ll have to fight rattlesnakes for it.

Kiev was founded countless generations before Moscow.