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[-] robocall@lemmy.world 77 points 6 months ago

That rock is so smooth and circular. I can't not pick it. I'm drawn to it.

[-] Jerkface@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)
[-] AtariDump@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago

Oh you knob. I forgot about that until your comment.

Here, take this:

[-] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 6 months ago

THIS WAS MADE FOR ME! TH-THIS IS MY PAD!

[-] bored_boar_onboard@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

It is….precious…to me

[-] Skyline969@lemmy.ca 62 points 6 months ago

Stick every time. Stick is a sword, a walking tool, a measure, a prybar. Rock is rock. You can throw it. You can hit stuff with it. That’s about it.

[-] remotelove@lemmy.ca 40 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Rock is good. You can cook with rock, support and balance things, keep it as a pet, paint faces on it, wedge things that need wedging, use it as a paperweight, possibly shatter it into many knifey bits or sell it to your kid cousin as a magic rock. I think you can also do a few things with ropes and rocks, but I can't remember any of those things. Yes, you can throw rock, but rock likes most to bounce on water when thrown.

[-] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 25 points 6 months ago

Arrr, rock good, rock cook, rock support. Rock have face. Rock wedge. Rock paperweight magic rock, sell. Rock shatter. Rock is pet. Use rope on rock. Throw rock fun. Rock bounce water.


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[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 11 points 6 months ago

This is my favorite thing I've read this week

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[-] scrion@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

You can admire the rock. You can just hold the rock, meditate over its roundness. The rock can become your friend, your little secret, a comfort you can take anywhere. The rock is eternal. If you cradle it for a lifetime, you might contribute a miniscule amount to its perfect shape. Your life can have meaning.

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[-] Kaimeraz@sopuli.xyz 60 points 6 months ago
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[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 38 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I'd take the stick, but when my enjoyment of the stick inevitably ends when it falls apart I'd think back to that sweet rock.

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 23 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Stick is temporary, rock is forever.

[-] Astongt615@lemmy.one 12 points 6 months ago
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[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 36 points 6 months ago

Stick. Rock = 1 throw. Stick = many whacks. Stick better.

[-] Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 29 points 6 months ago

I take the Rock! It's much more durable than the stick and I bet it is really pleasant to hold. Also I can easily place it on my desk after I come home.

And I like to imagine how long it took for this rock to get his shape.

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[-] Th4tGuyII@kbin.social 28 points 6 months ago

Rock. Stick will rot quickly, but the rock will stick around as long as I don't lose it

[-] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 6 months ago

Stick will rot, rock will stick.

Not perfect but I like it.

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[-] pjwestin@lemmy.world 25 points 6 months ago

Stick. There is a 100% I will lose that stone skipping it on the first body of water I see.

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 7 points 6 months ago

Could you imagine the skips that rock would make!

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[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 18 points 6 months ago

Simplest answer: both. That what you have pockets for

[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago
[-] Theharpyeagle@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

Why the hell are cargo pants so maligned in even the everyday casual fashion world? They're fucking awesome.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

Girls think we are hoarding the good pockets. They don't realize it's actually Big Handbag that got rid of their pocketses

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[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 18 points 6 months ago

sticks are everywhere, that rock tho, you skip that 6 times into a sunset and the genie that lives inside that rock will grant you a wish.

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago

I wanna say rock like everyone else but that stick just looks so good

[-] aesthelete@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago

I'm going rock so I can charge my phone.

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[-] TeoTwawki@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago

Stickalibur. You are now the one true king of a small wooded area.

[-] Bobmighty@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago

I'll combine them on a workbench to make a stick with stone duct taped to it. With that done, the world is my oyster.

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[-] letsgo@lemm.ee 15 points 6 months ago

The rock, (a) because it'll last longer and (b) because it's got a cool wrestler named after it. There ain't no wrestler called The Stick. I doubt I could smell what The Stick is cooking.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

The Stick trained Daredevil.

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[-] valen@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

I was going to say definitely the rock, then I saw the stick. Now it's a toss-up.

[-] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 6 months ago

Rock, that one is one in a million.

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[-] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

Stick. Rock is just heavy thing you carry and maybe throw once. Stick, you can swing that puppy around all fucking day.

[-] wildcardology@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago
[-] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one 10 points 6 months ago

I got the stick, my kid gets the rock. She’s a rock person.

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

I suppose it would depend on the task I was trying to accomplish

[-] onion@feddit.de 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

!stick@sh.itjust.works

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 6 months ago

Rock is easier to store and I have too much bullshit already.

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 months ago

I'm not greedy but I want a dataset of how it correlates with gender and sexuality of responders. The working hypothesis is very promising. I want it raw 𓁹‿𓁹

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[-] Amaltheamannen@lemmy.ml 8 points 6 months ago

But you could be fire.

[-] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Nah man, that rock is straight 🔥

[-] Yokozuna@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

The geologist in me says rocc but the kid in me stays sticc

I'm taking the perfect rock, finding an imperfect stick, and making a near perfect club.

[-] x4740N@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

Can you take both, is there a rule on taking both

The wording is a bit open to ambiguity

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