this post was submitted on 29 May 2024
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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Please don't make fun of my prescription shoes

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Did you unscrew his legs and twist it back improperly? The shoes are the least worrying....

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago

I must say again that even though I look like the esteemed Dr. Frankenstein I am not that talented, clever gentlemen.

[–] ColonelKataffy@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago (2 children)

mf about to get into his '55 cadillac and drive down to the psychobilly show where he slaps his standup bass shaped like a coffin

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago

he slaps his standup bass shaped like a coffin

Best

[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago

“Hi Ma! Whaddau think?”
“You look like a psychobilly!”

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] cryptymythy@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago
[–] doleo@lemmy.one 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I got sole. And I’m super-bad.

[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago

Where can I get creepers like that?

[–] Xx_Aru_xX@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

When you know how to draw proportions and do photorealistic rendering, but the pose is shit

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

Eh.... more realistic than A.I...

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago

the Robert DeNiro's 2024 remake of Michael Jackson's Thriller suffered from orthopedic shoe cost overruns and limited demand for advanced ticket sales.

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

You can make those shoes work, but why are the pants on backwards?

[–] Blep@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

2040 runescape graphical update

[–] Rx_Hawk@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man, no time to talk

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

You think you need 3" but you are just an asshole

[–] Barx@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago

CLOP CLOP CLOP CLOP

I'm Robert De-neigh-ro.

get it?

[–] mustGo@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago

Big boi time

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago

Robert DeNiro experiments with Industrial Goth boots