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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

Full wizard or druid get up with the robes and walking staff, it's a must.

[-] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Druids and wizards are definitely on the cards

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Communist Lorax

edit: carry an AK, "i speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues. I shoot for the trees, for the trees have no thumbs."

[-] Iraglassceiling@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

No trees will be harmed if the Lorax is armed

[-] dm_me_your_boobs@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago

Tree hugger. But with like one of those "free hugs" signs. You're the tree.

[-] seas_surround@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago
[-] TrudeauCastroson@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Winnie the Pooh. Red shirt, no pants (depends on the vibe)

[-] AlicePraxis@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

it would take entirely too much effort to pull off but my first thought was the faun from Pan's Labyrinth

[-] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

yeah I thought of that too but yeah too hard to make

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago
[-] Magician@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

As a tree.

Possible names:

Forest Worldist

An Ascended Vegan

Barxist Leninist

A Guillotine in the Making

A Branch Viridian

More names to come

[-] ickis@midwest.social 10 points 1 year ago
[-] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

definitely considering it, even as part of a different costume

if my social battery runs out I can just blend into the foliage

[-] ickis@midwest.social 6 points 1 year ago

Exactly! Find a clearing and lay it out for a quick nap.

[-] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

IRA operative in a ghillie suit

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago
[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Really depends on the crowd and goal, I'd think. You got your horror characters like Jason and Texas Chainsaw dude. Pretty much any fairytale character. Could get the bear fucker costume from Super Troopers. Could be a leftist Guerilla. Could be a nudist. Idk.

[-] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

More of an ethereal vibe like living trees and shrooms and fairies and moons and all that stuff

I usually go as something dumb that only technically fits the vibe though

[-] Swervish@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago
[-] Iraglassceiling@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

A bear wearing a popes hat

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

This has layers.

[-] iie@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

go as a tree disguised as a lumberjack and then walk around whistling innocently

[-] ElGosso@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago
[-] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

get people to take pics with me

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

sneak into the background of as many pics as you can

[-] ElGosso@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

And what would fit into a spooky forest theme better than a cryptid?

[-] Main@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Go as a garden gnome

[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Get a Star Trek outfit and go as Dr. Bones McCoy! Get it? DeForest Kelley?..

I'll see myself out

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

One of these little mushroom guys from Dark Souls

[-] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Could go with a Cthulhu cultist.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

You 100% must go as big foot.

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