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[–] WhiteHotaru@feddit.de 54 points 11 months ago (2 children)

The five fingers of that post man don’t make the image any better.

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@kbin.run 40 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Stiffneckedppl@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago

That was almost enough to make me not notice that Zuckerberg is doing the kissing.

[–] xigoi@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

It’s a part of the art style.

[–] Jilanico@lemmy.world 37 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You can actually see homeboy squatting behind the door through the windowpanes 🤣

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

And mail man has extra fingers for extra licking

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Sizzler@slrpnk.net 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Good news, posties are trained to not put their hands thru the door. I've seen people use wooden spatulas before to keep their hands clear.

[–] Drummyralf@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Training?

"Here's everything you need to deliver. Questions? Good luck!"

Source: delivered mail for a few years.

[–] Sizzler@slrpnk.net 3 points 11 months ago

Ahh fair play, I was in the sorting office and just picked up bits from the lads.

[–] earmuff@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Why does he look like Marc Zuckerberg?

[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] earmuff@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Somehow I would not even be shocked anymore, if he actually would do this.

[–] Toribor@corndog.social 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Watch out for that Zuck Suck. He'll lick your fingerprints right off.

[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago
[–] Disgrace6412@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Why tf does he have 6 fingers?

[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Because he killed my father

[–] zondo@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Stop saying that!!!!

[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago

One is not his finger ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Chris Simpsons always does this.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

He was poisoning the well of AI before AI was even a thing! What a visionary!

[–] shasta@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Ibuthyr@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 11 months ago

Don't you think you'd be abler with 6 fingers?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 11 months ago

I would, but not if he's gonna have 9 fingers on one hand.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Gruncle Ford?

[–] Flatworm7591@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 11 months ago