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[-] Robert7301201@slrpnk.net 97 points 1 year ago

It's funny, because two male electrical plugs will still pass electricity fine if you put them together.

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 28 points 1 year ago

Any two things can produce a spark if you rub 'em together

uh

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

It's..not gay if your electrons don't touch? 🤷

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

Ah, who cares if it's gay, come here and let's have some fun, that's all that matters

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[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I am not an engineer, but I've heard hardware stores will refuse to sell anything to you if you are trying to make a cord that's male on both ends due to that being a crazy dangerous fire hazard

But still, plugs aren't people anyway...

On that note "Oh but a key that opens any lock is more impressive than a lock that opens for any key."

"Yes, but my vagina isn't a lock, it's a hole... and your penis isn't a key, and it sure as hell isn't unlocking me without my say so."

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 year ago

Ah, the famous death cable.

There is a reason why all wall plugs are female.

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[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 79 points 1 year ago

I love jokes like these, other variants I've heard are

"Libtard can you even tell me the difference between Sex and Gender if they're REALLY two different things?" "Well it's quite simple, you see the difference is that I didn't have gender with your mother last night."

"There's only two sexes!" "You're right! There are only two sexes, the sex I have with your mom, and the sex I have with your dad."

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 29 points 1 year ago

Just FYI, telling them the difference between sex and gender is the difference between biology and psychology usually shuts them right up.

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[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 70 points 1 year ago

To answer the question implied ( how do lovers with non-hetero bits get it on? ) the answer is any way they can. The sex is not about making sure the parts fit but engaging in physical intimacy and expressing love (or at least extreme horniness) for each other, and so any given couple is going to figure something out, even if its frottage or oral or whatever.

[-] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's really confusing for me since in German we have a seperated word for engaging in physical intimacy/extreme horniness that excludes sex. The closest to that in English would be to make out with someone.

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[-] obinice@lemmy.world 52 points 1 year ago

Why would electrical cables be biologically designed? They don't evolve, they're man made.

What idiot out there thinks that iPhone is birthed from some sort of biological design womb?

[-] Ticktok@lemmy.one 16 points 1 year ago

the same fucking idiots that believe sky daddy made them through "intelligent design"

[-] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

You mean iPhones don't come from the great one, mother of tech, slayer of androids, conquerer of the mindless, the apple thief, Eve?

Is that what you are telling me?

Cause that's wild, bro!

[-] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 year ago

Steve Jobs is alive and gets bred by a Macintosh like cattle to birth iPhones

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[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 50 points 1 year ago

Huh, it's almost like humans are not electrical plugs!

[-] ox0r@jlai.lu 26 points 1 year ago

Stop! You are destroying my world with your LIES

[-] Sheeple@lemmy.world 46 points 1 year ago

The analogy with the plugs and sockets is so lame anyways.

They want to compare a plug and a socket but the analogy falls apart once one takes a moment to realise that the penis analogy, a plug, is a receiver for electricity.

Do eggcells suddenly travel up dudes dicks and deposit babies inside them?

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The egg needs male pee to be ready for fertilization.

So the egg travels up the urethra, to the balls (where we know pee is stored), is made ready, then travels home.

Then the jizzum is released, and chases the egg. If it arrives at the perfect moment the egg is implanted on the lining of the womb.

Activating it with an RFID antenna results in a person.

[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 year ago

The female uses her ovipositor and extracts a single egg cluster from her egg sac. She then shoves it into the sperm bath located in the posterior thorax of the subdued male. Once the ovicluster is fertilized she will choose to depart, letting the male live. Or she will decapitate the male. Or she will consume the male, in whole or in part.

Once fertilized the female then finds and subdues a suitable host. Using her ovipositor, she attaches the ovicluster to the host's underside.

The eggs soon hatch triggered by the warmth of the host. Dozens of larvae burrow into the host and consuming it from the inside out to fuel their own growth. Instinctively, the larvae avoid vital organs until no other edible parts remain.

Once the host is consumed, the larvae exfiltrate the host's remains in search for a nearby suitable place it can pupate, making its own cocoon from available plant matter and its own saliva.

[-] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 year ago

Do eggcells suddenly travel up dudes dicks and deposit babies inside them?

Uhh where do you think babies come from? Duh! Got ‘em!

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[-] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 year ago
[-] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 year ago

Ah yes

The electrical bussy

[-] normalmighty@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago

So this person thinks too dudes bang by smashing their dicks into each other full force? At least now I see why they might be a little concerned lol

[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago

So how do homosexuals know which man's penis will open to accept the other man's penis?

[-] normalmighty@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

You know how male animals like cows and moose will fight by ramming into each other, and the winner is the one that pushes the other one back? I'm picturing that, with the same serious faces, but it's penis heads that make contact.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Docking (dick in foreskin) and frotting (rubbing dicks together) are things. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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[-] Blahaj_Blast@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 1 year ago

Clearly forgetting the poop-hole-loophole

"Fuck me in the ass cause I love Jesus!"

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[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Guess that is one way of telling you never tried anal

[-] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 year ago

Homophobes have big "Stop having fun!" Energy.

[-] sounddrill@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz 15 points 1 year ago

There are 3 types of people in this world when it comes to gender and sexual identity

Homophobes(and other equivalents)

People in the LGBT community

Straight people

Homophobes are literally gay people in denial! Straight people would just go on with their day

[-] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

Can we really stop with the "homophobes are gay in denial"

Yes, there's an amount of self hating gays out there, but to say every homophobe out there is gay is fucking stupid

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[-] LukeMedia@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Can confirm, I'm straight and I don't give a shit who other people are interested in

[-] juliebean@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago

i don't know if the thrust of the original original post was meant to be homophobic, or racist, or both.

[-] xintrik@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's twitter, so who knows: it might even be ironic.

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[-] ramble81@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago

Show them a short extension cord and watch them flip a breaker.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They can still frot. Also, the prongs on one of the plugs has holes that could be penetrated by at least 1 prong on the other plug.

[-] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

How does one being European fit in here?

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Europeans have the sexier parts. I mean, who doesn't immediately drop their pants if they hear the word Schuko? So hot

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[-] Gork@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

A circuit break-her

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