Memes

If and only if.

I thought about something like that, but the flow here felt easier.

Feel free to make another version. If it's more popular, I won't be mad.

You got me. I confess: I have a bias against hitlers.

You know, I just realized I don't think I'd ever seen a picture of Hitler smiling.

So I looked it up. And there are plenty of them. And he looks...nice. Like, it's weird. He looks like the fun uncle. He looks like there should be a mockumentary of him where he's played by Steve Carell.

Oof. I kinda would too, but also... boy that'd be an uncomfortable read.

Pure guess? 30% would pick Hitler.... 15% would refuse to answer.

Expect rather than names, just put down a list of head line policies.

"only 60" - the depressing state of politics. There's a good amount of places where you'd retire before completing a single term at that age.

Seriously, try being the candidate talking shit about an astronaut and decorated servicemember. "I like people who stay on Earth." Well I don't!

Trump makes full sentences, the fullest sentences ever by any candidate current or past, no one could ever make fuller sentences, especially the losers and suckers that Trump is running against that hate America and want to turn us into a weak nation that only produces organic electricity that can't run our great country because it can't go through all the rivers and lakes because the water just stops it in its tracks and it stalls like those foreign import cars that Trump is going to put tariffs on because our great capitalist America doesn't need a bunch of foreigners telling us how to drive our cars in our country because America is great and we can do whatever we want unlike Taiwan, which isn't even a country, and needs to go away just like NATO and NASA and NOAA and all those other government agencies in the swamp that needs to be drained because it's full of gators that are making it difficult for people to use their yachts in all of this electric water that's taking over this great country!

Ah, but he's the antichrist and will bring in the apocalypse.

My death cult demands it and I'll be damned if I don't get Raptured!

I didn't say young. I said he is "somehow alive".

Just to be clear: this post is my way of endorsing Kamala.

Harris 2024! I'll certainly end up protesting something terrible she does, but when I do I will very much enjoy not being rounded up by the Department of Homeland Security for it.

if this is sarcastic or not

Both

Half the population doesn't even vote tbh