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For a moment I thought somethibg funny had happened
US Air Force insists on escorting all his flights over US territory for protection and prestige reasons
Netanyahu enthusiastically accepts
The next day he's flying to Florida from DC and one of his pilots comes on the intercom
"Mr. prime minister, sir? Your fighter jet escorts are joining us on each side if you're interested."
"Mr. Netanyahu's last words were recorded by the black box recovered later: "Ah the jets, yes, yes! I love to- is. Are those the jets? No, no, no! Those are F-35s!!! No! No! No!""
One Air Force pilot confirmed then later retracted confirmation that Netanyahu was last seen slamming his palms against his window, mouth agape, apparently screaming "noooooo" as we heard on the black box.
The FBI, Air Force and Lockheed Martin have an ongoing investigation and have officially declined to comment until the investigation has concluded.
Benjamin Netanyahu was 74 years old
The investigation concluded that when the fog light button was pressed the plane malfunctioned and ejected the pilot straight into the engine of bibi's 747
That shitstain is 74? Looks way younger
Genocide Joe is such an ardent zionist that he donated his supply of adrenachrome to Netanyahu
They need to take him up on a V-22 Osprey for demonstration purposes 
Everybody knows that Prime Ministers don't make much money from album sales, all the money is in touring.
Merch
He needed his undies washed
At least according to many, Israel is seriously struggling and could be on the path of an Apartheid South Africa-style implosion, which means that the normal, absolutely ridiculous level of loyalty is not enough and even more is required.
How would this affect the IOF's genocidal campaign in Gaza?
For all I know, they'll just coup Netanyahu for doing a bad job and continue the bombing as is....
Obviously it's possible that they coup Netanyahu, but that's really neither here nor there. The fact is that the ship the zionists are running isn't powered by pure racial hatred, they need resources, and the amount of resources needed has expanded somewhat, while threatening to further expand massively, and there are campaigns all over the world seeking to cut off various channels of supply.
Oh, that makes more material and geopolitical sense
i have plumbed the astral depths to bring you bibi's thoughts when he decided this: "KILL KILL KILL BLOOD KILL KILL KILL!! BLOOD!"
this post was submitted on 27 Jul 2024
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