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You may not like it, but this is peak performance. (Golden Axe) (hexbear.net)
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[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

I only ever mained the dwarf in golden axe (I think I only played one specific golden axe game, but can't recall which) because axes are cool; also I thought he was the two characters' grandfather because I didn't really know what dwarves were back then, lol.

[-] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

the human's name is ax battler, in a game called Golden Axe, and he fights with a longsword...

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

Fucking unplayable

[-] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

Rygar enters the chat

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

I loved the Rygar game for the PS2!

[-] regul@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

Um actually I think that's a steel sword.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

I'm more of an Altered Beast guy

[-] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

i like it

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 3 months ago

Fake, i see no axe there, golden or otherwise

[-] Barx@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

I wanna see him dance

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