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Trump Announces He's A Very Sad Man (www.theonion.com)
submitted 1 month ago by seahorse@midwest.social to c/theonion@midwest.social
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From 2012. Can't remember if this was posted before. I remember when it came out he said he was going to make some big announcement detailing some dirt he had on Obama and then never announced anything.

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[-] Sir_packsalot2@lemmynsfw.com 18 points 1 month ago

Traitor.. why is he not in jjail?

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Trump is just sitting in his room loudly playing Behind Blue Eyes on repeat.

[-] BlorpTheHagraven@startrek.website 5 points 1 month ago

Does Trump get lip injections?

[-] paraphrand@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

He’s that way from all the pouting.

[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Is it sadder than when he was crying in his mug shot?

[-] Sumocat@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Yes, he said we wouldn’t believe the evidence his investigators found, when there was clearly no evidence or investigators.

[-] MinusPi@pawb.social 3 points 1 month ago

I ate the onion for a moment. It genuinely sounds like something he'd say while rambling nowadays.

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