The Onion

4494 readers

707 users here now

The Onion

A place to share and discuss stories from The Onion, Clickhole, and other satire.

Great Satire Writing:

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

seahorse@midwest.social

pbrisgreat@midwest.social

231

Trump Announces He's A Very Sad Man (www.theonion.com)

submitted 3 months ago by seahorse@midwest.social to c/theonion@midwest.social

7 comments fedilink hide all child comments

From 2012. Can't remember if this was posted before. I remember when it came out he said he was going to make some big announcement detailing some dirt he had on Obama and then never announced anything.

all 8 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old

[–] Sir_packsalot2@lemmynsfw.com 18 points 3 months ago

Traitor.. why is he not in jjail?

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Trump is just sitting in his room loudly playing Behind Blue Eyes on repeat.

[–] BlorpTheHagraven@startrek.website 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Does Trump get lip injections?

[–] paraphrand@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

He’s that way from all the pouting.

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Is it sadder than when he was crying in his mug shot?

[–] Sumocat@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Yes, he said we wouldn’t believe the evidence his investigators found, when there was clearly no evidence or investigators.

[–] MinusPi@pawb.social 3 points 3 months ago

I ate the onion for a moment. It genuinely sounds like something he'd say while rambling nowadays.