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[-] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 59 points 1 month ago
[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 42 points 1 month ago

How do you think Wile E. Coyote orders his gadgets from ACME if he can't read?

[-] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 19 points 1 month ago

He's a SUPER genius, remember!

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago
[-] Lookorex@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

Just watched that one last night!

[-] habitualcynic@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

In your face, space coyote!!

[-] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago

Coyote Shivers probably reads at at least a 5th grade level.

[-] EherVielleicht@feddit.org 42 points 1 month ago
[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 17 points 1 month ago

Since I can read it, it fuels my doubts if I am a real coyote. I'm raised by one and I don't believe in biological essencialism but stuff like that makes me doubty identity

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Maybe you were a coyote raised by wolves.

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

You mean my mother lied to me?

[-] SilentObserver@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

I don’t get it.

/s

[-] guiguinofake@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 month ago
[-] sleen@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 month ago

Fake, I'm a coyote and I can read this quite clearly..

[-] pipows@lemmy.today 11 points 1 month ago

There are literate coyotes just like you, but they are sadly a minority. Coyote's education is very overlooked by the government

[-] EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Running people across the border takes time away from school? And governments generally look down on it.

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

That's why it says 'most'.

[-] Monstrosity@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago

I've also heard ferrets are terrible at Cribbage, but I'm not a scientist.

[-] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

I'm pretty sure that one's been solidly proven in a long series of double blind tests, over a large, international, sample.

The problem is the result was also in company interest so many people think, without reading the papers themselves, that the money swayed the research and it can't be trusted - despite multiple peer review and publication in most respected journals.

The real problem is the illegal ferret cribbage rings, whose benefactors seed 4chan and other sites rumours of the illegitimacy of the ferret cribbage research.

But you shouldn't trust me, a stranger on the internet, on these matters. Who knows - I could be a shill for Big Weasel!

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 month ago

Does this mean that there is a small minority of coyotes that read Moby Dick all day?

[-] lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Thanks that was quick

[-] VonReposti@feddit.dk 3 points 1 month ago

This fact might save my live one day

[-] snek@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

100% is greater than 50%. Got it.

this post was submitted on 11 Aug 2024
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