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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 51 points 1 month ago

Remember, an Ideal Boy uses protection when having sex with prostitutes.

[-] aaro@hexbear.net 40 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

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[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

trade-offer arm-L arm-R

[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 37 points 1 month ago

Tag yourself. I'm illegal abortion clinic

[-] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 39 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

not doing homework

that shit sucks free time is me time

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago

I'm stem cell research.

[-] propter_hog@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

I'm dacolly or whatever the hell that says with the donkey and shotgun

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago

Dacoity is apparently a synonym for banditry.

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Okay, I'm Unprotected Sex with Prostitutes.

Let the Volcel Police drag me away if they dare, I already had my fun and cum.

[-] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 36 points 1 month ago

Dacoity marx-guns-blazing

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago

Our politicians literally fail some of the most horrific ones on this poster.

[-] StalinStan@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

In retrospect he is helping to provide medical care after failing to use protection so be might ne on to something

[-] rhubarb@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

I'm 4/12, is that a good score?

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

4 done or 8 done?

[-] Runcible@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

room for improvement either way

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