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Reselling stale old Pop-Tarts as Poppop-Tarts
Poppop-Tarts: Back In My Day, We Didn't Have Pop-Tarts!™️
Popcorn implies momcorn and a maizetriarchy.
Headcanon is that momcorn are those unpopped kernels at the bottom of the bag.
So fucking true
The truth is that just as – biologically – poptarts and momtarts are never victims of one another but both victims of hunger, so both together undergo being part of a complete breakfast they did not create.
-Simone B
GOOD post
this post was submitted on 24 Aug 2024
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