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Cyberhaulin' (hexbear.net)

In the face of relentless ridicule, CyberTruck owners are so intent on proving they can haul things that they're going out of their way to find opportunities to haul things, and in the process they're demonstrating that they do not know how to haul things, inviting more ridicule.

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[-] jaywalker@hexbear.net 43 points 2 weeks ago

One of the replies there called it an incEl Camino

[-] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 20 points 2 weeks ago

Pack it up guys, this is it, there's no better label for it

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 24 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

My absolute favorite thing

There's a gardening company that bought a Cybertruck and gave it the company wrap and everything, it's fucking ugly

They had to ditch it because they got stuck trying to reverse up someone's driveway and basically broke the damn thing in half

How do I know this?

They were working on the rich house down the street from mine

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

The car broke in half or the driveway? Hilarious either way

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago
[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago

Hey baby, like the truck? These mattresses are for you? Yeah there's 5 of them, gonna fuck you five ways from Sunday smuglord

[-] culpritus@hexbear.net 19 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Ten 80s era Japanese compact pickup trucks surrounding a Cybertruck sitting on a couch. Someone should make that and X it at billionaire-tears

[-] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

given the racist origins of the meme maybe melon-musk would actually read it

[-] SouthFresh@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 weeks ago

That’s a lot of mattresses for a virgin

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago

Demonstrating the off-road capabilities by driving my cybertruck on my lawn.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago

If it's recently rained a little - you've shown the Cyber can handle various terrain with ease. But you better dry it off quickly so you don't get rust and water damage.

[-] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago

I don't understand how people are so bad at hauling mattresses, or just securing a load in general. Ratchet straps are like $10 for two and a mattress of this size is at absolute minimum $300, the math isn't hard.

[-] AndJusticeForAll@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago

That's like 200 yards of linen.

[-] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago

I need my truck for work, Jed

[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

Hauling unsecured loads to prove how manly the truckkk is amerikkka-clap

[-] Travelator@thelemmy.club 8 points 2 weeks ago

Don't follow too close, bedbugs flying off those cheap old brown motel mattresses in clouds.

[-] waluigiblunts@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

I'm not convinced that anyone actually buys a Cybertruck because they want an EV pickup truck for practical reasons. If you actually wanted an EV pickup truck, you would've already gotten a Rivian R1T, a Ford F-150 Lightning, or a Chevrolet Silverado EV.

[-] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

put a string around the mattresses and through the two backseat windows, why are crackers so dumb

[-] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

I think the more correct answer though is laying them flat. Even if the cybercuck's bed is too small to allow a mattress, which I would fully believe, the damage from tilting them would be pretty minimal. At the very least wayyyyyyy better than the results in THIS image

[-] Vingst@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

sydney mattress house

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