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[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 55 points 1 month ago

What of my collection of cheese wheels and sweet rolls?!

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That's why you have a house. Multiple, even. What are you, some strolling watchman?

[-] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 month ago

Filling the floor of your house in Skyrim and then running around so it throws those rolls and cheese is my favorite thing

[-] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 month ago

Or all my ammo?

[-] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 46 points 1 month ago

It took me months to recover after I learned that I couldn't stick weapons to my back like refrigerator magnets.

[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 54 points 1 month ago

You can stick refrigerator magnets to your back?

[-] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago

I thought everyone knew the covid vaccine makes you magnetic.

[-] ik5pvx@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago
[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 month ago
[-] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 month ago

Covid vaccine

[-] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago

Only if I intend to use them as weapons.

[-] makyo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Oh the old ~~reddit~~ lemmy switcheroo

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[-] NewAgeOldPerson@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

I ran into this T-shirt at a con recently.

[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago
[-] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 27 points 1 month ago

Do you mean I can't just pause a street brawl to eat 8 bags of flour and a wheel of cheese to restore some health before continuing to fight?

[-] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

My head canon for pause menus is that time continued as normal from the npcs perspective and I just ate food so fast I broke the laws of physics

As for bread healing stab wounds well it was just really delicious bread

[-] Wrench@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Weight systems like Skyrim are pointless time sinks. They're not realistic, it just means you have to spend far too much time micromanaging your inventory as a basic game mechanic.

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

This might be my only complaint about Baldur's Gate 3. In my (extensive) dnd experience, encumberance is usually the first rule that gets thrown away for being unfun.

[-] thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

yeah, but they have an easy instant right click to send to camp button. it's really not a hindrance.

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I disagree. It's still a bunch of unnecessary menu management time, especially if you're running a low STR party. That being said, I have over 650 hours in the game so it definitely didn't ruin it for me.

[-] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

The inventory management in general was clunky and pita to use for a game from 24'

Aye, the inventory is borked. They should have used the inventory slot limitation as well as weight, just like in the real baldur's gate games!

[-] visc@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Were you carrying around 1000 camp supplies, 8 looted swords, 35 potions, and 2 suits of plate armour by any chance? ;)

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[-] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I feel like Valheim really nailed this system. The weight restriction (along with portal restrictions) encourages building a base in a good spot and make an infrastructure of paths and canals in order to make resource harvesting easier and faster. I have spent many hours just digging out canals to allow boat transportation instead of taking 5 minute deviations. Also it encourages constructing bases in tougher locations to save time on transportation. Without the weight limit I feel like the game would lose so much of the encouragement to make awesome bases.

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[-] sicarius@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Stalker was good for this, realistic weight allowances, the more you carried the quicker your stamina went dien until you couldn't jump and then couldn't walk.

[-] RandomStickman@fedia.io 12 points 1 month ago

Nothing a few cans of energy drink can't fix

[-] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

They're learning TOTAL nonsense...

Like that perseverance and effort lead to success and reward.

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[-] synapse1278@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago
[-] sentientity@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

Hell yeah learned a thing.

[-] orcrist@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago

Maybe it was CS Lewis who argued that fairy tales are a less dangerous kind of fiction than real-life setting fiction. Nobody really thinks talking dogs and dragons are coming to their schools, after all. It's safe because it's not pushing unrealistic expectations about how the world works.

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[-] Mango@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago
[-] seang96@spgrn.com 4 points 1 month ago

Here I thought the one piece dude was ridiculous.

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[-] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago

And how many dirt blocks you can carry

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I've got three buckets of water in my backpack!

[-] RandomStickman@fedia.io 10 points 1 month ago

HL2 is the game that gave me this unrealistic standard

[-] Damage@feddit.it 3 points 1 month ago
[-] Marduk73@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

Sniper Elite 5 enters the chat.

Pistol, smg, long gun, and pilfered mg42. The WEIGHT! and... Climbing a ladder with all that.

[-] serpineslair@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Don't even get me started on GTA V.

[-] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

WDYM I CANT realistically carry an rpg, a minigun, a laser minigun, a firework launcher, and railgun in… where does the gta protag store their weapons, wait I don’t wanna know

[-] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

I often struggle while playing STALKER (especially Anomaly) because I feel like I should only realistically carry two guns, but here I am with an AR, a hunting rifle, a shotgun, and a sidearm.

[-] evranch@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

I picked up some gel airsoft guns and have been playing steady with my kid.

Anyways I just picked up a rifle which freed up both pistols we had for one person to wield. And let me tell you, dual wielding automatic pistols not only is completely non-functional but also makes you feel like an idiot just holding them. Completely the opposite of Halo.

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[-] yamanii@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
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[-] frickineh@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I have a sword (tbh it's kind of Spanish mall ninja shit, if the mall was a factory catering to tourists who want sharp souvenirs) and it's not even that big, but it's heavy. I know how many swords I can carry and the answer is one until I get tired. Then none.

[-] yamanii@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Is this why zoomers grew up with 2 guns shooters?

[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

For me it's less swords and more single use consumables.

[-] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

That is nothing compared to the fact you could place a ten full large backpacks inside one glowing knapsack on a mud and it wouldn't affect you stamina at all.

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[-] Disgracefulone@discuss.online 5 points 1 month ago

Can confirm: tried to copy barbarians from D4. Slung the two-handed mace over my back and as soon as I tried to pick up the two-handed sword I fell over. Couldn't even get to the one handers

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 1 month ago

Thinking about Dark Souls 1 having the animation for taking something out of your inventory, such as the binoculars, your dude basically pulls it out of his ass.

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

omega vanitas enters the chat

"yes this piece of paper and the full body armor take up the same amount of space"

[-] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

I mean, carrying capacity is real, just that in real life mine is very low.

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