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[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Funny how the right suddenly cares about animals when they have Kristi Noem shooting dogs, and RFK jr. Killing bears.

[–] smokebuddy@lemmy.today 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

and Eric and Don Jr. love killing leopards and elephants and endagered sheep and who knows what else or the 'gram

[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They had such an opportunity to mention that politician!

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 month ago

Thats too straight forward. On good onion articles youre the one who has to make the connection.

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Hard times is a little too punk to give up on dunking on cops just to score points on some shit heel rep.

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Headline reminds me of the Uvalde cops trying to stop the mom from going in to rescue her kids while they sat scared,

"Ma'am, ma'am! Leave them alone so I can not go in to rescue them, ma'am!!!"

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Uvalde was certainly a clusterfuck, but the "cops scared" narrative isn't quite the truth, much more to it.

https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/frontline/documentary/inside-the-uvalde-response/

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't just link dump without context of your claim please. Say what you mean to say, and then people can decide if they want to invest time to watch your linked video.

"Isn't quite" is vague, what do you mean exactly?

[–] hector@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

At some point you also got to take the time to really dive into the subject you’re talking about though :(

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 18 points 1 month ago

"They took our jobs!"

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Was he going to shoot the dogs or the immigrants?

[–] Shave_MyBeever@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Whichever one made the 911 call

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

And their neighbor just because.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 9 points 1 month ago

cop: Who do I shoot?

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

Not-the-onion, huh?

[–] Broken_Orange_Juice@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Got me laughing my ass off in class