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FUCK.
I am going to be very condescending and patronizing today.
I just have to make sure to not drink any mercury
:sadness:
seems about right
At least it's not 
Oh, don't you worry. I'm getting there :^)
you just gotta stay away from compression algorithms
noooooooooooo 
Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy?
Phew! I'm going to have a great day!
Laughing at liberals.
Oh hell.
:geordi-yes:
Pretty good
Hell yeah dude
Uh what does this mean?
Depending on your continent of residence, check how you react to the following words:
Haitian
Romani
If you didn't explode with rage, check outside. Then check again, just to be sure.
Instructions clear:
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rfiuenvjdskuvjduvilnduilvuivjk xivmlxv dlkjnv klz jlz
Oh no, pretty annoying
great lmao unlimited genocide on the first world
I can only hope
just vibin
Explain my emoji tarot reading pls
You're going to make some good food soon
today's popping off 
Going through some shit, might relax later with some oblivion.
Guess I'll be sad today.
Balls of sad.
Balls balls balls balls
Sad sad sad sad
Sadness is stored in the balls
doing pretty fucking good
assuming official unicode emojis count: 🛑
okay guess my day is over
bozo's still RIP'ing in piss, I'm having a kickass day.
Probably the smuglord, so same as always.
edit:
😔
Oooh nooooooo.
checks out
I don't know how to interpret this one
uh, so my day will be very normal?
*queue laughter here*
I'm pretty sure it's :bunny-vibe: cause I edited my bio earlier lmfao, otherwise it would be :agony:, can't check on jerboa tho
nothing changed