I judge my body wash on the basis of if it can clean my antiperspirant off by the end of the day. (Shower at night before bed). Many men's body wash require you to do a lot to get it to clean... Tried a seasonal pomegranate something one aimed at women one time and it smelled great and I hardly had to do anything more than just apply it. Win win. Then I never found it again. Dove products are cheap usually near me, some are terrible, some are amazing. I'm sure if I was smarter I'd read the ingredients and figure out what works best and verify it was in the new product, but maybe I'll leave that for next year.

Shampoo, body wash, laundry detergent, engine degreaser, drain cleaner, ant poison and steak sauce.

My boots’ gender is work. I’m the lady in steel toe work boots regardless of where I am because it’s both an aesthetic and because they’re broken in

I'd prefer not to have any smell, but that is apparently really hard to do.

And why do all products for men have to look like I'm cosplaying a sci-fi tactical commando?