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The Dredge Tank. For posting all the low tier reactionary bullshit that you can't post anywhere else. Got some bullshit from Reddit with 2 upvotes and want to share, post it here.

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[–] BashfulBob@hexbear.net 74 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Reminds me of people losing their minds when 4K TVs started revealing that porn stars had pores.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 73 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The video that is from is surreal (unequivocally NSFW, dude is jorking his peanits for half the video and when they go into the sex shop nothing is censored):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNH5EUw7gxk

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

10 hours world record lol this amateur has nothing on modern gooners

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

it's the 4 minute mile of gooning

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Chuds see hot women that are not photoshopped and airbrushed to hell and act like they turned into a meat canyon drawing

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Me going outside and angrily yelling “political” at everyone.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

porn stars had pores.

*Pore stars kelly

*latest fad

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 56 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's always really telling when people think realistic women look bad.

Like fucking go outside, nerd.

These people need to be bullied off the face of the Earth.

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 52 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Gaming culture is damn near an oxymoron

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 50 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah honestly chud taste in women is pretty bad. They prefer cartoons that look like dolls for little girls. Really creepy and telling. They need to grow up.

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 45 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Then they complain about women wearing makeup and using fillers.

[–] Sulvor@hexbear.net 43 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Their secret is hating women

[–] machinya@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

i don't think it's a secret anymore. a big chunk of their personality is just that

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 50 points 1 month ago (1 children)

When you say correct things for the worst possible reasons

[–] Thallo@hexbear.net 51 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The argument: lea-happy

The evidence: lea-why

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

It's kind of a culture... like bacteria.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've brought it up before but these people are Jason Alexander in Shallow Hal, a totally beautiful woman but they think she looks like a man because she has freckles or some shit.

[–] Ericthescruffy@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Man...I feel like that movie on the whole is still pretty awful but now that I'm thinking of it doesn't that character feel oddly prescient in a way? Like specifically he feels the desperate need to ruin his friends own happiness because he can't bare the thought of him being with someone who doesn't measure up to his own bizarre warped beauty standards?!? Like misery loves company or some shit.

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 43 points 1 month ago

lol

Literally admitting they're still children

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago

What a clever and original comic whining about DEI/wokeness/SJWs/political-correctness...

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Just imagine the gigantic pure energy honkers on a nonpolitical remaster of the Drej Queen!

[–] heggs_bayer@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

Drej queen implies she is feeeeeeeeemale. As we all know, female is the political gender.

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’ll give them credit for not using AI.

But this illustrator is clearly terminally online. I don’t hear this complaint irl from people I know. Their usual complaints are about micro transactions.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’ll give them credit for not using AI.

My best guess is that they would have used treat printers for this too, if only the training data wasn't waifu weeb shit. It can only do ugly in Lovecraftian accidental ways.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

I’d probably laugh. The guy probably put in some work to learn how to draw, and it would be funny to see him throw it all away because “AI is an own-the-libs machine.”

[–] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

When I have delusions this strong I get sent to the hospital

[–] RiotDoll@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

when your purity obsession becomes sad

[–] yuritopia@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago
[–] Beetle_O_Rourke@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

Not feeling an uncontrollable urge to whip out my hog and start cranking it to any given female character is violence.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Gamers when video game companies improve their graphics and also design the characters to make them more believable alongside the graphics.

boowomp

[–] pooh@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago
[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Imagine being in the late 2010s (PS4) and thinking "I can't wait for next-gen graphics"