Mr Beast is an empty husk of a human being. I don't believe deals with the devil actually exist, but if anyone sold their soul for fame and money, it's him.
this post was submitted on 08 Oct 2024
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Those souless empty eyes tell it all
Damn I thought this was The Onion. satire really is dead
He added that the videos weren’t up to his normal standard and they were “pretty garbage videos.”
Wait what? But why? Why would you want to just upload 15 garbage filler videos after your death? He knows that he isn't Jesus, right? Those garbage videos will be uploaded and then there won't be any more, he can't come back and keep the channel going after. If you're going to make garbage filler videos surely you'd want those to be long before you die so they aren't everyone's last impression of you?
Guy strikes me as seriously mentally unwell tbh. Everything in my first paragraph is stuff that should already have occurred to him. It doesn't feel like he's operating on logic
He's probably just putting them aside for when he can't make a normally scheduled video. Death is just one of the things that can cause that to him.
Everyone who thought this was satire has not read any Mr. Beast interviews. Dude is absolutely dead inside and is obsessed with making content to the point where he doesn’t enjoy doing it.
you've caught me, i have not read any mr. beast interviews.
For real. He's turned himself into an avatar of Mammon.
the last thing everyone here will see before the infinite nothingness is Mr. Beast giving them
The Smile
He smiles like a chimp exerting dominance
It would be an inspired choice for Smile 3 to be about a Content Maker.
Never made the connection between Mr. Beast's smile and "the expression" 
It adds a level of tragedy to ole Jimmy Donaldson
When those videos are out, they'll switch to AI generated Mr. Beast vids.
It works out because the AI can easily generate the soulless facial expression he has.
lol my boss was showing me this clip of mr. beast talking, and he introduced the clip with "a lot of people think he's just some dumb kid on youtube, but he really has a mind for business. he really planned it all out to get this successful" and the clip is literally just bro saying, while sounding dull as hell, "yeah we filmed a lot of content. i just kept filming more and more content. i would hit my friends up every day and ask them to film content with me", so his crazy genius business plan was to do what all youtubers do. he literally just got lucky like any other big celebrity or wealthy person.
i was just like "wow that's crazy". my boss is also ofc, an elon musk simp. he thinks he's "hilarious". makes me cringe so bad sometimes. as far as bosses go mine is chill but damn
Your boss sounds incredibly dumb, but like dumb in a way where you could very easily pander without him noticing for raises and promotions.
I know there's been videos that he made but chose not to upload for one reason or another, I assume that's what this is. I don't believe he actually made videos specifically to be uploaded after he dies.
MrBeast also just says shit for clout like Elon Musk. This could be complete nonsense.
But why?
From what I know, probably some unholy combination of vanity and the complete inability to do anything else
This bozo has admitted he can't actually imagine doing things any longer unless he can also film and monetize it
The slop trough refills itself! 
what does he mean "after", he's been dead inside for years
Just mormon god complex things
Is he mormon-ish?
https://www.reddit.com/r/exmormon/comments/1adyyob/mrbeast_just_partner_with_the_mormon_church/
partnering with missionary mormon shit
he graduated from 'christian school' and used to put bible quotes in his videos.
Hes since given it up in theory, but giving up the churches beliefs in theory usually doesnt mean much when you continue to act in accordance with its ethos, mormons are all about infintiie expansion.
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