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[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 127 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Clicked through to say this.

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

It's got what alien civilizations crave

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[–] JakenVeina@lemm.ee 50 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org 41 points 1 year ago (10 children)

History of the world: part 1

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[–] Especially_the_lies@startrek.website 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Independence Day. Just run away, alien dudes! The xenophobia isn't worth it!

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Office space.

[–] TotallyHuman@lemmy.ca 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Schindler's List. Humans can be nasty, horrible, utterly evil. It's all too common. But some of us will work to do good. Some of us will push back and do what's right. There is evil in this world, but there is also goodness.

[–] austinfloyd@ttrpg.network 12 points 1 year ago

"Contact" for a similar reason. It's a mix of all motivations, along with people's general mistrust of each other.

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[–] jbrains@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Koyaanisqatsi or Baraka, since I'm guessing they won't understand English nor indeed any human language.

[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I made the mistake of watching Baraka on 3gs of mushrooms.

I am a changed man.

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[–] Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] gilarelli@jlai.lu 10 points 1 year ago

The meaning of life too

[–] GreasyTengu@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 year ago

300

Let them think humanity is 99% buff oily badasses in speedos who will gladly fuck you up until their dying breath.

[–] neptune@dmv.social 24 points 1 year ago (7 children)

The man from earth. That should confuse them.

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[–] EldVrangr@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My autistic ass would have them watch all three Lord of the Rings movies. Y'all need to find a better diplomat than me.

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[–] JungleJim@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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Don't Look Up - https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/dont_look_up_2021

Sort of summarizes the total shit-show that current politicians and billionaires are responsible for.

[–] GONADS125@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago
[–] M500@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] QwertySpace@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Avatar. We will destroy habitats to get what we want.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 year ago

"Us too! Anyway, we're building this hyperspace bypass..."

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[–] beteljuice@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Idiocracy.

Real answer though, 2001 a space odyssey.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 year ago

Idiocracy was honestly my first thought, but they wouldn't have all the cultural nuance required to understand it. Someone else said Don't Look Up, which I think would get through the irrationality a bit better.

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[–] Shard@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Independence Day.

I'll tell them it was a documentary. Or at least based on a true story.

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[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

History of the World: Part 1 seems pretty fitting.

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[–] rgb3x3@beehaw.org 14 points 1 year ago

Just the entire Cunk on Earth series.

100% factual information about human history.

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 year ago
[–] dan@startrek.website 14 points 1 year ago

Independence Day. Tell them it's a documentary.

[–] chardiemacdennis@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

5th Element is the only correct answer.

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[–] fubarx@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago

Shocked nobody's mentioned 'Mars Attacks.'

[–] DLSantini@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago

Orgasmo. The '97 one, not the '69 one. ... fuck it, also the '69 one. Make it a double-feature.

[–] millie@beehaw.org 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Schindler's List

[–] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

You should show them my latest movie that I can't promote right now.

They would be so confused, it would be hilarious.

[–] ace_garp@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Baraka... but they'd be 30 years out of sync with today :-)

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[–] anolemmi@lemmi.social 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Life in a Day

Not a movie exactly, creators asked some basic questions and invited people to submit footage from a single day in July 2010. Exciting or mundane, anything.

It’s really well put together and always gives me a refreshed perspective on my place in the world.

They did it again in 2020, during the pandemic.

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[–] djmarcone@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

Obviously the complete Stargate franchise. Humans don't put up with aliens tryin' to pull any shit.

[–] SwearingRobin@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

The Gods Must Be Crazy. I think it shows the absurdity of our modern civilization in a lighthearted way.

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[–] cubedsteaks@lemmy.today 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] echoplex21@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Arrival I think would be a great choice.

[–] Blizzard@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 year ago

The Invention of Lying

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Doctor Zhivago. And when they inevitably fall asleep. I’m jacking that Ufo.

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