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[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 4 hours ago

This is actually really sad in a way. This is a person who has no one to go to the movies with, no friends or family willing to watch a film with them. I can't imagine someone coming to this conclusion otherwise.

I doubt most people would go to their mum and be like "Hey, want to watch that borderline softcore porn superhero movie with me?"

[-] SSJ3Marx@hexbear.net 9 points 9 hours ago

This is what the directors of exploitation movies thought, and those films never really made huge amounts of money even in their heyday. This gooner shit is the refuge of directors who don't have any good ideas and who lived in a time before internet porn.

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 10 points 10 hours ago

What if there was a clown, but instead of telling jokes, he was horny?

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 5 points 9 hours ago

If they want Supergirl in even more titillating clothes, Power Girl is right there! Though in all seriousness, more Power Girl stuff would be cool.

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 13 points 12 hours ago

effeminate woke soy.

Brainrot terms.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 5 points 10 hours ago

Feminine means bad and the only way to drive away the badness is eating lots of le epic bacon and being emotionally as well as rectally constipated! frothingfash

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 32 points 14 hours ago

These look like promos for porn parodies.

Go make porn parodies if that's what you want.

Shoving porn in front of people's faces when they're not looking for it is sexual harassment. Advocating for a world where there's porn everywhere is like being one of those weirdos who can't shut up about your Gor fetish.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 14 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

I do find it telling that so many erotica subcommunities have a "no Gor" tag. It's a magical realm that a lot of people do not want to accidentally enter.

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[-] RION@hexbear.net 10 points 11 hours ago

Real ones were already crushing on supergirl in the OG suit. It's already skintight dude, are you that overgooned?

[-] SSJ3Marx@hexbear.net 4 points 9 hours ago

Harley Quinn's most iconic outfit is a 100% covering brightly colored clown costume, this despite her having a bunch of spinoff series where she's dressed a lot more provocatively.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 28 points 15 hours ago

I'd be fine with explicit onscreen sex. Just not in this culture or anything remotely like this culture.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 19 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

I'd be happy with more sensuality in fiction and cinema. But the the plastic horniness and coercive/exploitative/violent presentation of what we get fucking sucks and I hate it.

Is it such a big ask for visibly adult women to be horny and have fun with their bodies (or perish the thought, men too)? Does it always have to be "NYAAAAAH YOU SAW MY PANTIES SENPAI" or (insert movie trailer dry humping against wall here) or awooga libertarian-alert hypersus Gambo shit?

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 11 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Right? It's awful. Browse through one of those sites that collects nude scenes in movies and compare how often nudity is used in a scene that is positive and joyful compared to how often it's used for shame, humiliation, violence, weakness.

I think the simple fact that hollywood cannot and will not show an erect penis, ever, is incredibly damning. It's such a banal, innocuous thing, but somehow it's utterly taboo to show a straightforward, visible sign of arousal and excitement during a sex scene!

Even when the characters are having a good time, you rarely see any intimacy. The characters don't smile at each other, giggle, play with each other's hair, pause just to be present. It's so often this incredibly rigid formula, a performance of a performance of a performance of sex.

I've heard a rumor that the mpaa will deny a rating to any movie where someone 1.) Goes down on a woman for more than six seconds and 2.) The woman is obvious having a good time.

Like we have a cultural supreme court that exists specifically to prevent media depictions of sex from being too happy, too loving, too full of wonder and joy and life. Idk if the rumor is true but it sure as hell feels true.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 8 points 12 hours ago

There's a well known Burgerland quirk where (CW: gore)

spoilersucking on a nipple is considered "X-Rated" but chopping a breast off with a meat cleaver is just "R-Rated."

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 8 points 12 hours ago

God fuck the MPAA it's such a disgusting, socially violent institution. There's just layers and layers of systems in America devoted to twisting, distorting, and misrepresenting sex and intimacy, a whole fucking bureaucracy to ensure no one ever sees sex in a positive, easy, light, and joyful presentation.

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 15 points 14 hours ago

Because hetero women having sexual desires they need fulfilled implies that men have to step up and actually care about fulfilling a woman’s needs, and that’s too intimidating/selfless for these dorks. So instead we get either “I’m not that kind of girl!” or sex being purely a social leveraging tool for women.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 15 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

I think that's a huge part of it.

Contemporary hogs, from otaku/weebs to boomers, are put off or even afraid of women wanting sex rather than sex being something "earned" by men (in some transactional way that isn't actually about making the woman happy) or something women are tricked into, or worse.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 8 points 12 hours ago

I remember talking with a boomer family member, and he sort of timidly revealed that he thought most of the women he'd slept with didn't think they were allowed to enjoy sex or relax. He didn't know what to do with that and clearly found it unsettling. Like, even if they knew the problem was there, what tools did they even have surrounded by that society?

And some days it feels like we're headed back there with the recent manifestations of neo-puritanism clawing back at gains made over decades where women are finally allowed to be horny, to enjoy sex, and to demand good sex.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 6 points 12 hours ago

We're experiencing a hellish hybrid of puritanism and coarse hedonism where sex is a guilty shameful thing that is supposed to be indulged in in goon caves and even in fictional presentations is something to be coerced out of feeemales because it'd be too scary for women to openly want sex.

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[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 15 points 13 hours ago

Disregarding everything else, why did it make Harley Quinn like 3.5 feet tall?

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 18 points 13 hours ago

The Joker is a clown, maybe he's on stilts.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 10 points 12 hours ago

Best explanation honestly. I would love a scene where bats is trying to fight joker but joker has just discovered power-stilts and is bouncing around the room being a goof while, idk, robin is dangling over a pit of acid or whatever.

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 4 hours ago

Good thing for Batman he never had a crossover with Stilt-man

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 12 hours ago

It's over Batman, I have the high ground!

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 3 points 10 hours ago

I think she's supposed to be kneeling

[-] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 8 points 12 hours ago

That costume on the left looks hella uncomfortable and awkward.

Rewatching Golden Age films really shows how you can make something sexy without taking all your clothes off. Probably the only decent thing to come out of the Hayes Code.

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 22 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

If I wanted to watch pornography, I would open up pornhub, brazzers, or for hentai, joi database, literally anything

Come on, Cons, ~~make your own ORIGINAL media with that sex shit...~~ BUT don't impose it on every media you consider liberal...

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 20 points 14 hours ago

Too many people are so pornbrained that they think it's "puritan" to not want every fucking thing to be pornographic at all times.

I watch porn. I have my treats and problematic favorites. But for fuck's sake is it so "puritan" to want to watch a mystery, a comedy, a drama, or the like without awooga or for that matter awooga libertarian-alert hypersus shoveled in to feed hogs and make smuglords feel like "grown-ass adults" for consuming it?

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 17 points 14 hours ago

This is the movies or "kino" version of

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 16 points 14 hours ago

Many such cases.

One former Hexbear had a meltdown once by declaring and doubling down on all western animation being "for babies," direct quote, and of course that user had an anime waifu avatar. I tried to argue, but then what I got back was "oh by all means UlyssesT tell us how much you like Dragon Tales too."

I'm glad the meltdown lead to a ban. rip-bozo

"Grown-ass adult" mentality is so fucking immature.

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[-] frauddogg@hexbear.net 18 points 15 hours ago

Come on, Cons, make your own media with that sex shit...

Don't encourage them. There is no such thing as "art" where a conservative renders something from out of the hatesink that is their brainpan.

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[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 3 points 9 hours ago

Chuds can't decide between "society is too sexualised I want traditional women!" And "AWOOGA I WANT EVERY MEDIA TO BE SOFTCORE PORNO"

[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 17 points 14 hours ago

At some point I'll just make a novelty account for posting Bill Hicks...until then:

Thank you very much. I'm just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious... and making us pay a higher psychic price than we imagine. In fact, that's how I pitched it to the networks exactly. I said, uh, "I'd like to do a show where I rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious." And the guy at CBS said, "Will there be titty?" And, uh... I said, "Sure, I don't know, sure." Boom! A check falls in my lap and, uh... I'm a producer. I never knew it was that easy. All these years I've been trying to write scripts and characters and plots and stories that had meaning. "Will there be titty?" "Sure." Boom! I'm a... I'm a producer now. "Where have you been all our lives, boy? We've been looking for you in Hollywood. What are these titties gonna do?" "...jiggle?" "You're a fucking genius. Give him another check! I can't write enough checks for you. You've answered our prayers in Hollywood. Jiggling titties, you woulda thunk of it?"

[-] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 5 points 11 hours ago

Maybe the discourse on this anti-woke shit should include these undiagnosed porn addictions masquerading as opposition to woke media. What if these men had therapy instead of photoshop.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 14 points 14 hours ago

I can't be the only one that finds thongs and bikinis boring and less sexy than, say, nice tight jeans or a cute sweater.

[-] FunkYankkkees@hexbear.net 13 points 14 hours ago

I subscribe to the theory that trying to make something sexy immediately makes it unsexy

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 10 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

I think I conditionally subscribe to that theory too.

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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 21 points 15 hours ago

Man for the party of family values and shit they sure do love shoving sex into everything!

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 15 points 15 hours ago

These people (CW: NSFW)deserve to eat sushi from each other's ass

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[-] Crucible@hexbear.net 4 points 11 hours ago

If this is so hetero then why isn't the Joker hypersexualized, too? If it's just the women then it's technically homo

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 13 points 14 hours ago

Hetero Sex sells!

We know, the market has been reduced by maybe ~3% or so and you can't fucking shut up about it

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