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[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 75 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 3 weeks ago

I'd say at least 8 inches deep.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 65 points 3 weeks ago

This is Deadpool wearing a Spider Man costume

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 52 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)
[–] superkret@feddit.org 107 points 3 weeks ago

Just close the thread, and continue living your life. Trust me on this one.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 90 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

20 year old shock video of a man sticking a glass jar up his ass. Spiderman spoils the ending.

[–] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 48 points 3 weeks ago

As someone who also wasn't sure what this was about, I appreciate the genuine (yet not graphic) explanation. Thanks

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 46 points 3 weeks ago

It's an indie film about a man and his deep affection for a glass jar that ends in tradgedy.

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 10 points 3 weeks ago

Trust me, you don't want to know.

[–] jeansburger@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Believe me it's better to be ignorant about this...

[–] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] irish_link@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait what.. I mean I am not fully ignorant but back in the day when friends saw they warned me so I could avoid.

This 15ish years later is the first I hear of this. To be honest, it doesn’t surprise me based on the description however, I always walked away with the assumption of help coming before it’s too late.

The dude died?

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Well, he's been (falsely) rumored to have died in the war in Ukraine, so he clearly didn't die from the incident.

[–] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh shit, I am mixing him up with the guy that died from horse bestiality.

[–] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 3 weeks ago

That would be Mr. Hands.

Fun fact: Mr. Hands caused beastiality to become illegal in the state of Washington

[–] LNRDrone@sopuli.xyz 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 24 points 3 weeks ago

Ohh that's a classic

Saw it on a rerun.

[–] digredior@lemmynsfw.com 17 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Not often I’m reminded of my younger days on Stile Project, taking in all the weird horrific things the internet had to offer.

Things are so much more tame these days.

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I rememeber people talking about 2 Girls 1 cup im the gym locker in middle school. 3 guys one hammer was a straight up sniff film that made the rounds of all the forums back in 2009. It reached a point where Lemon Party was mild enough to be referenced on a TV show.

[–] digredior@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 3 weeks ago

Lemon party just freaks out the squares…

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Stile Project is a name I haven't heard in a long time...

I remember my sister showing me 2 girls 1 cup, trying to shock me & I countered with "Return of the Japscat"

I "won" that round...

[–] digredior@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I looked at so much depraved shit on that site, the only thing I remember seeing there specifically was the glass jar guy…

And maybe goatse…

Everything else is a blur

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 4 points 3 weeks ago

I definitely remember a chick known as "Stuffer" that would moan in pain/ecstasy as her husband would shove impossibly large turnips in her asshole.

She stayed quiet when she would fist/stuff herself though, guess she didn't have to act when she was alone...

There's a part of me that wants to go and try and find all of that stuff, and another part of me that's wondering wtf is wrong with the other part.

[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

Oh, I remember one too!

One was "1 priest 1 nun", a German production where the story was semi professionally made and about "removing the devil from one"