She won't get made fun of for sounding like Jessica Simpson...no will care, they'll be too busy making of "Blessica"
I found the OP and their post got deleted, but the only comments she responded to were the supportive ones (maybe 1 or 2 out of dozens of "wtf is wrong with you" reactions).
The poster has a history dating back 2 years so I don't think it's a troll, or if it is it's convincing. I just can't believe anyone would actually want to name their kid fucking Blessica. Absolutely revolting name.
Waymond Womano
thanks to my husband
It's all my husband's fault that I want to curse my child with a shitty name. How they go through life doesn't matter to me. They're my creation, and what I want is all that matters.
What the actual fuck. Just name your kid Paisley if you don't care about their experience after they leave your body. Whether kids know who Jessica Simpson is or not, you're giving your kid a stupid name. They will correctly hate you for it.
Paisley Blimpson sounds like a cool name.
This is why I will be taking my wife's name
Ohmahgod Blessica, no, I do not like ~~Tony~~ Blony!
Reminds me of the woman that named her child shithead because she didn't like the experience of giving birth.
Time to change that last name either way. It should perish.
Why not Blumpkin
Blumpkin Blimpson is an amazing name
Sounds like one of Santa's elves.
I might actual get mines legally changed.
Damn. Beautiful!
Blisa
Maybe the Simpsons will still be on air...
They'll probably convert The Simpsons to be entirely AI-generated soon so that it can stay on the air forever. The quality will probably go up, too.
Blarge
Blaggie
Blart
Blomer.
The kid needs a middle name:
Blessica Blaykelyn Bimpson
For some reason I read this in daffy ducks voice, and it fit perfectly.
Blessica Blimpson picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been
Lives in a dream
Ahhhhhh....look at all the blonely bleople...
Where DO they all blome from?
Love The Bleatles.
I’m just picturing the album art as a bunch of baby goats in a crosswalk.
Not only one of the blest blitish blands of all time, but quite possibly the blest bland blever.
Sir Oscar Meyer
Wipes the Soylent from his hands as the sandwich was made
NO ONE WAS SAVED
I refuse to believe this isn't a shitpost
Edit: I need to start reading the communities stuff gets posted in
The original community was namenerds and digging through the original poster's submission history I'm seeing some pretty bad poetry, 90 day fiance content and grieving the death of their parents: all spread out across the past year.
... I don't think it's a shit post.
Nah there's no record of 'Blimpson' being a surname, I call bullshit. But your investigate efforts are appreciated.
My BS detector is on yellow alert, but here's the reddit profile. I feel almost like the original OP may be preemptively floating the idea for some reason.
Ok.....forget Jessica Simpson. Let's Thanos snap her out of existence, and then Men in Black laserpen flashy thing everyone on earth to forget she ever existed. Everybody on the same page then? Ok, cool. Let's continue.
Ok.....
The name Blessica sucks.
Yes. But also: Blessica Blimpson.
Yeah I think the moral of this story is not to knock-up someone who likes the name Blessica.
someone who likes the name Blessica
I picture this as someone who goes to church a lot, reads romance novels, bakes awesome cookies, and says things like "sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays!"
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