this post was submitted on 05 Nov 2024
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[–] joucker29@lemmy.world 81 points 3 weeks ago

Once in a lifetime experience.

[–] eatthecake@lemmy.world 55 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

He was trying to stay cheerful in the face of adversity. Somebody should make this a motivational poster lol

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 59 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I couldn't choose, so I made 2

[–] Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Those are amazing! Lmao

[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 43 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

He said the photo, which was taken by a member of the cabin crew, was the "best selfie ever".

I’m very confused.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

It's an otherie.

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 3 weeks ago

I am myself. Therefore, any photo of mine with me in it is a selfie

[–] CritFail@lemmy.world 39 points 3 weeks ago
[–] breckenedge@lemmy.world 38 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Clever way to get a photo of the bomb in the hands of the authorities.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 weeks ago

And the highjacker, in case he parachutes away with a briefcase full of cash.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 weeks ago

Britain has been without conflict for long enough that their natural response to danger has atrophied. A rare but not unheard of phenomenon that is seen is species such as quokka.

[–] seeyouatthepartyrichter@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Looks absolutely coked out of his mind.

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 46 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I spend a lot of time around sniff heads and coke and I can’t see how you can tell from a picture. This dude is just smiling.

Now give me a video and I’ll tell you who’s sniffed up.

[–] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Occasionally, I spend more time around my friends who sniff too much whilst I’m not doing it.

I am in a good place where everything in moderation and no longer feel the need to gorge on things. You appreciate things more if it’s every now and then. Took me a long time to get here mind.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

As a person who’ll do .15g on a heavy night…. Zero chance I’m going to be around friends doin’ it and NOT do it also hahaha

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Well, I used to be out until 07:00 with them when we were getting on it. Now I’m home and in bed for 23:00-00:00 as, frankly, you can’t be around sniff heads if you ain’t in on it 😂

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

Absolute mood

I’ll only do it from 6PM to 9PM, I want to be able to sleep by 1AM >w<

[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] 3ntranced@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Aye i know the young banter. Ehh, you like the playstation, aer tha rap music?

[–] oneofmany@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago

I mean the dude is there to get something done, not bomb the plane. Otherwise id already be dead. So if he doesnt have any intention yo boow the plane unless things go wrong, why not ask for a selfie?

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

He got that Quick Release(QR) Stockholm Syndrome.

[–] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Might as well ask, the worst he can do is say no.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Is it, though?