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I made it for an effortpost I now no longer will make.
The password is hunter2

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[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 58 points 2 days ago (1 children)

yeonmi-park On Hexbear they can't afford more than one account, so all the users share the same account

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

Can't believe I would say such things

[–] egg1918@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

So that's why my entire page is Bureaucrat lmao

Edit: is this what broke the site last night? michael-laugh

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

That is bureaucracy for ya doggirl-smug

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

and you could be too

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

hey, we are trying to achieve communism in here !

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Did we just crash the site?

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

possibly. Congrats on the achievement if you did.

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago

This is site history doggirl-sweat

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Yes. Now we make a post in main saying we were making changes behind the scenes while it was down

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago

The color revolution is happening

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago

Bureaucrats are in control

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[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago

hillary-assassin she's one of us back off

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago
[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago

Oh FUCK it does work lol.

This is the true spirit of Communism - Marx would be proud. Let us all share this bit account and the means of shitposting - we will reach the stars!!! rat-salute

[–] Moonworm@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The best time to do a confusing bit.

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago

dm for password

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

changing the password is reactionary doggirl-growl

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

you wouldn't ~~buy a car~~ change a shared Netflix account's password

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

This account is now public property.

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Someone should give that account supreme administrative power.

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[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (7 children)

mods if this account starts to post reactionary nonsense it's probably good to ban it

edit: we can just remove the nonsense ourselves

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We need to stay vigilant and delete any reactionary statement wreckers within the collective might make!

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[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago (5 children)

sorry you're gonna have to have someone else on speed dial to pull the triggersnipes-hesitation

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[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago

Oh it is actually hunter2

Hey hi im Bureaucrat, how are you everyone? i-cant

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

this is an all timer

and after the last week, boy does it feel good

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[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago

catgirl-smug hacker voice I'm in doggirl-smug

[–] Des@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

i am so happy i get to witness this

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Witness? No, you get to join. Join us comfy

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago
[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago

All we need is one account and a comically large spoon

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago (9 children)
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[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Lmao this actually works, hello fellow Bureaucrats skeleton-wave

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[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Hey if someone logs in does it log everyone else out or is the account running for multiple people.

If so can you argue with yourself but not know who you're bickering with?

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[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago (5 children)

This is probably how The Borg started and I'm here for it on the ground floor!

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[–] Luna@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago (6 children)
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[–] kristina@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

New bit: make an aristocrat account

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago (5 children)
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