What about 
??? They're cool
And their name derives from an indigenous word
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I only have 5! And also they aren't around here so I've never met one.
Have you met a cuttlefish?
Naw, just admiring from afar
- European hamster (big wild hampter
- Beavers (50 pound semi aquatic rat that eats trees? wtf based)
- Capybara (big chungus rodent)
- Geoduck (strange clam that looks like a dick and blasts water. name is also an indigenous word, which is why a clam is called a duck)
- Orangutan (chill, extremely intelligent monkey that could speak but doesn't so it won't have to work)
- Ants (The proletarians of the natural world)
- Moths (Adorable fuzzy little guys)
- Dolphins (Incredibly smart, amazing swimmers, just want to have a good time)
- Raptors (They look cool as hell and can fly)
- Deer (Cute, bouncy, and live in forests)
Good list. Does dolphins include orcas? They're kinda the humans of the water.
I also really love skunks
I lean more toward bottlenose dolphins, but orcas are cool too. I loved Free Willy as a kid 
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