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[–] BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 minutes ago

This really looks like shit.

[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 4 points 1 hour ago

They evolved. Just like they would inside your body.

...in Brazil those are sold in skewers, people call them kafta. And yes, if you don't take care while shaping them, they'll look, well... not really appetising.

[–] veganpizza69@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

They look/are horrible.

[–] crony@lemmy.cronyakatsuki.xyz 65 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Those are just čevapi.

Arise balkan gang!

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Arise balkan gang!

Czechs and Slovaks too. Or at least the meat is the same shape. Usually served with potatoes, raw onion and mustard.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 8 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Raw onions are criminally underrated

[–] derpgon@programming.dev 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I don't think I've ever tried proper pickled onions. Do you have a favorite recipe? Would love to try them!

[–] beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 1 points 29 minutes ago
  1. Take onions.
  2. Pickle them.
[–] Frostbeard@lemmy.world 10 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

In Norway they are sold as fast food and are called rollerburger

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (2 children)

Brother, we sell them in every 7/11 in the US and we pack them with cheese. They are mass produced turds.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 26 minutes ago

shit with corm

[–] sfxrlz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

they look like the one that clogged my toilet a couple of days ago.

I see nothing wrong here. We have had these alternatives to hot dogs called beef dogs. They are great!

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 77 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] andresil@lemm.ee 25 points 9 hours ago

Wanted to say this, up the Balkan gang

[–] noodles@sh.itjust.works 105 points 10 hours ago (10 children)
[–] HerrVorragend@lemmy.world 54 points 9 hours ago (2 children)
[–] beerclue@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago

Also, mici.

[–] UwUhugger@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Also also hungarian fasírt

[–] mint_tamas@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

Only psychopaths make fasírt with this shape

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (3 children)

No joke I made kofta a few month ago and I will probably not make them again because I didn't realize what they resembled until I put them on my plate.

Edit: I found a photo of it. It's even worse than I remember.

[–] Plastic_Ramses@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

POV: ate a bag of slivered almonds, and now im looking in the bowl.

[–] wieson@feddit.org 2 points 4 hours ago
[–] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 37 points 9 hours ago

And they're delicious. ~Although usually not just plain meat, but filled with wonderful spices~

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago

Sprinkle on some sumac, toss it on some rice, you got a meal

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[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 47 points 9 hours ago
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 14 points 8 hours ago (5 children)

Now do hotdogs in the shape of hamburgers. Just a weird, smooth, round-edged red disc of meat

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 8 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 8 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Actually it's pronounced Bologna I believe

[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 2 points 3 hours ago

But only if it's from Bologna?

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 2 points 6 hours ago

Does not work as the Fallingbostel mechanism needs the Sausage to be about as long as it is wide.

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[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 23 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (3 children)

Imagine swallowing one of these plain, with only the grease to lubricate it's journey down your throat.

[–] hakase@lemm.ee 1 points 1 hour ago

That sounds amazing. I already eat spoonfuls of ground beef out of the pan when prepping for other meals, so why not?

[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 11 points 8 hours ago

When I was in Serbia, that was the standard way to get them served.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 17 points 9 hours ago

/s Whatever squires your Delta Flyer

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 5 points 8 hours ago

Should add some corn to the burger mix.

[–] rwdf@lemmy.world 10 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

Blatant rip-off of the Norwegian invention "roller burger", which was a turd shaped hamburger intended to be served at gas stations using their hot dog rollers and a hot dog bun.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Used to live across from a 711 that had hotdog shaped burger... Tubes or whatever you wanna call it. Basically this, except super uniform. Pretty sure it was extruded instead of formed or rolled or something.

They were not good lol

[–] KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

They are called a cheeseburger bite and they are aight fresh but in general you are shaving years off your life eating one

[–] ElectricPotato@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Those are commonly referred to as "grilldos", or singularly, a "grilldo".

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 5 points 7 hours ago

I thought a grilldo was getting pegged at the barbecue?

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