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[–] ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 3 points 22 hours ago

Depends on the loved one, tbh πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ

[–] sergih@feddit.cl 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This guy is already implying that youll like it better if 3 randoms die as 1 loved one, he's choosing for you already in the explanation 😭😭😭

[–] flying_sheep@lemmy.ml 1 points 22 hours ago

Yeah, would work better if there was one stranger in the middle

More challenging if there's only one person on the middle tracks.

[–] Tudsamfa@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

This is only superficially a prisoner's dilemma. In a true one, you cannot get a better result for yourself no matter what the other person does, but here if you assume the other person pulled the lever, there is no reason to pull the lever yourself.

To fix this, you can have 4 relatives on the trolley, and 5 of the opposite faction way back on the middle track. Both do nothing, 1 relative of each is killed. One guy switches the lever, their relatives are all fine, other guy loses 5. Both switch, crash with all 8 relatives on the trolley dead.

[–] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I see what you're trying to do and you're not necessarily wrong, but you're kinda perpetuating the attitude that inspired someone to make this meme in the first place

[–] Tudsamfa@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm not sure I follow. Should this meme's creator not have been inspired?

[–] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Touche. But no, my point was more of a haphazard reflection on how both the Trolley Problem and Prisoner's Dilemma are (by design) built on the idea of reducing human life and/or morality and empathy down to a math problem. It is a method of thought that has its purposes, sure, but I think too many people make that their default setting, which makes dehumanization more common, even if subconsciously. Idk man, I'm going through some stuff

Edit: Fixed a pretty bad typo

Given that this problem is given during corporate interviews ... it probably screens for the requisite level of sociopathy.

[–] a_wild_mimic_appears@lemmy.dbzer0.com 53 points 2 days ago (5 children)

for the longest time, i did know that game theory did not have anything to do with β€œgames” and that it is somehow connected to the prisoners dilemma, but the concept as such wasn’t very clear to me. If you are like my former me, take 30 minutes out of your day and visit https://ncase.me/trust/ to learn and play around with game theory; it’s a great webpage and it’s pretty good fun all around.

[–] solstice@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I did a few game theory simulations in college and they were always real interesting. In one of them for example, it was a multiplayer game, with multiple interactions. I think it was to simulate global trade basically: you could cooperate with as many players as you want and each time you cooperate you both get a point. If you defect then you get two and they get none. However, all the players could see what the other players are doing, so if you defected they would know and probably would play (trade) with you. The best way to win was to form as many connections as possible and fully cooperate the whole time.

I formed maybe like 20-30 connections with other players and didn't defect. Each point was worth a few cents or something. So I walked out with a check for like $20-$50 or something. Many players walked out with nothing because they cheated too many people too many times and nobody wanted to trade with them.

Therefore, clearly, the best economic policy is protectionism, tariffs, trade wars, and fucking over both allies and enemies, right? Right?!?

[–] Lemming6969@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Your simulation seems to only punish selfish actors when that's not always the case. Doesn't include natural monopolies, lacks clandestine exploitation, and there's likely no market capture or saturation. In such a case the only play is to cooperate.

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[–] somewhathinged@lemm.ee 17 points 2 days ago (8 children)

If you think about this for any length of time and actually imagine this scenario, you realise you don't pull the lever and it's not even close.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Wrong. You pick the obviously wrong moral stance and then aggressively yell about it on the internet. The more obvious it becomes that you are wrong, the louder you yell. This protects your ego from introspection.

[–] mynameisigglepiggle@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

SHUT UP. THE RIGHT CHOICE IS TO DROP A NUKE ON EVERYONE.

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[–] Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How much did I like that one guy really.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Are the 5 people on the opposong trolley worthy of death? Will killing them outweigh losing my loved ones?

Or is the one loved one ill save my really hot 1st cousin?

Because with the rest of the family dead, we can live happily ever after without any annoying incest complaints.

[–] BluesF@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

[–] Peck@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well obviously you should pull the lever once the front wheels past the split but before the rear wheels cross it, so that trolley gets off the rails. This way everybody has the chance to survive and you have defensible position during inevitable court hearing.

[–] guest3@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] guest3@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

with a knife or whatever

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 124 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If these are tracks in the US then I just understaff the engineers and maintenance teams and the train derails before I have to make a decision, checkmate.

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[–] smiletolerantly@awful.systems 63 points 2 days ago (6 children)

This isn't philosophy anymore, it's just game theory

it's interdisciplinary.

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[–] chtk@feddit.nl 91 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

wow what an excellent day in the neighbourhood

i sure hope I won't be faced with an ethical dilemma in the very near future

oh rats it's the trolley problem

[–] UmeU@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago

This was super funny, this person has a great career ahead of her. Very Tim and Eric style obscure indie comedy, I loved it.

I ban trolleys. Everyone walks.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Have these folks seen The Good Place? Or are they just approaching the same conclusion by accident?

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[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 96 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This feels too high quality for a shit post.

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 41 points 2 days ago

Gotta make sure your fiber intake is decent so you get good quality shit like this

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 41 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (6 children)

Do nothing that way you don't get to jail for murder. All the pressure goes to the other guy. Sue the railway company, guy who pulled the lever and the creator. Another is find a way not to reach to that point.

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As many frags as possible

[–] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 48 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Unlike the classic prisoners dilemma, this isn't a nash equilibrium. When I know that the other person pulls their switch, I'd improve my outcome by not pulling mine. Compare to the prisoners dilemma, where not snitching when the other side snitches earns you five years in prison.

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

mercifully pulling both levers.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

But then how do you kill the remaining two people?

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Survivor's guilt

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 days ago

The meaning behind the trolly problem has been entirely eroded at this point.

[–] m0darn@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I think these scenarios might be easier to analyze if we made them a bit more realistic.

This an analogy for military intervention. If we empower our military to be proactive, we can save one "good guy"^TM^ by killing 3 bystanders. But if NATO's adversaries are participating too we lose 3 of our "good guy"^TM^

[–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I think the abstract nature is one of the strengths. If you ask someone a question about military intervention, their pre-existing views towards military intervention will heavily bias their answer.

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[–] AnAustralianPhotographer@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Theoretically, will a collision cause a breach of the radioactive material that's in the box with my cat? Asking for a friend.

[–] bitwaba@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Yes and no.

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[–] holycrap@lemm.ee 48 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Which relative is on the track and which in the trolley?

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[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There is no such thing as an "amount of people". It's "number of people". And the question given is basic game theory, just worded to be nasty.

[–] m_f@midwest.social 6 points 1 day ago

I think it's "amount" after the trolley is done squishing them into goo

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