Shove enough meth into him to OD his brainless head
this post was submitted on 26 Nov 2024
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Isn't that the guy that keeps exposing himself to children?
Yes, but only because the exotic phallus and scrotum piercings he has are designed to have a hypnotic effect. Then he grabs them while they're dazed.
In his child-trafficking van with the Klan stickers on the back?
No, no. He's in the child trafficking van with the kkk wrap. The really gaudy one. Can't miss it.
Honestly I don't know how he drives it with that huge swastika obscuring the windshield.
You say wrap but I'm imagining an econoline van with a peaked roof made to look like a giant KKK hood doing jumps like the dumb and dumber dog van.
oh yeah! it was in the background when he did that interview where he forgot the mic was live and said “voters are all dumb cunts god i can’t wait to get my hands on all that sweet tax money so i can piss it away on tropical holidays and boats”
Yes, and thank you for trimming all the slurs and the half hour antisemitic (but also zionist?) rant out.
I can’t wait until the onion gets infowars
I hope they deep fake Alex Jones and accuse the other one of being the fake.
I'm pretty sure impersonating people could result in defamation.
But its not impersonating people. Jones has said under oath that the 'Alex jones' character is fictional ™©®'d fictional character he plays for entertainment, whose views are not his own.
yeah but when was the last time you heard someone win a defamation case