63 comments and no "Your Mom" jokes?... smdh
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I wash myself with soap and water
Weirdo 
Two answers:
1 ) Sex. It's uncomfortable and not sexy at all. Completely overrated experience. Movies made it look fun. They lied. If I wanted to play slippery meat Jenga with a chance of cracking my head open I'd play with a package of hotdogs on the floor of an Amazon warehouse.
2 ) Started sweeping all the hairs stuck to the wall of the shower into a pattern while making jokes about my girlfriend being The Ring ghost
Okay maybe 3. Third one: sang the Leonard Nimoy "Bilbo Baggins" song while scrubbing between my toes.
I disagree regarding g my other comment about an apartment sized shower. Only bougie sucker's get to have fun sexy shower times.
Grouch.... Baggins....feet....Hobbit Feet. 
Secret is safe with us Danny. Glad you're here.
I used to sit down at the end of my showers and do the whole Tears in rain monologue lmao
DUE TO WOKE cam in the shower is NO longer weird!
In order to get in and out of my shower I have to step on a carpet which has a bunch of kitty litter sand/rock pieces on it (it's right next to the kitty litter). Every time i go to the shower I have to place a towel on top of the carpet, because otherwise kitty litter rocks would get stuck to my feet
My favorite part of the shower is washing the litter off my feet
Waterbending.
This is not weird this is required
Idk but my roommate in my college dorm would regularly eat yogurt
joke
The weirdest thing I've done in a shower, is being inside it. You might ask why a cat would go into a shower, that's because everyone kept telling me to go take a shower, so I tried it. I don't get why you all keep taking showers.
I'm in the shower right now, so, posting on Hexbear, I guess
I tried to be all sexy and romantic once and take a shower with my ex but it wasn't big enough for the two of us so I got out and sat on the toilet and waited for her to finish before I got back in and finished myself. 
My last girlfriend lived in what was practically a mansion and I swear to god their fucking shower was the size of my current apartment. Granted I have a very tiny apartment but that was the biggest shower I have ever seen. You could have a full on orgy in there. (Also yes we totally banged in that shower.)
You could have a full on orgy in there.
Next hexbear orgy spot confirmed.
One big ~~union~~ polycule
an orgasm to one is an orgasm to all
See, this is the better solution than trying anyway.
Parallel play
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When I first moved out of my parents and into a tiny studio I refused to use the landlord's washing machines and dryers in the basement of the building for some inexplicable reason so I hand washed my clothes and bedding and air dried them. My comforter was too big for the sink so I cleaned it by getting undressed, putting detergent on it, and wrestling it in the (standing) shower until it was thoroughly soaked and soaped. Then I'd rinse it off and wring it out as much as possible and hang dry it.
Guys will literally wrestle their comforter in the shower before going to a laundromat.
When I was in student accommodation, I didn't share the shower with anyone or pay electricity bills, so I liked to turn in the shower, turn off the lights and just sit for a long time. It was very nice. But very bad environmentally and financially
In college my dishes didn't fit in our dorm sink and I didn't feel like going to the kitchen down the hall to wash them so I'd take them into the shower, which was in my room, and wash them.
Folks told me this was gross. I still think it wasn't...I was cleaning myself in there and now also dishes so what it's the cleaning location.
I do agree it was weird as fuck though.
You wash your vegetables in there too?
This is literally a Seinfeld bit
When I was in college I fermented large batches of apple and grape juice concentrate into something that could be called wine and I washed my equipment in the dorm showers. Definitely weird but I never got an infected batch so it was clean enough.
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I've washed my workout clothes by going in the shower with them. Doing a bit of laundry in the shower is one of my audhd life hacks.
This makes sense to me why not. Shower is for cleaning things. I've certainly washed hand wash only stuff in the shower how else you gonna wash them
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Amd tbh I've done far weirder things than this in the shower, alone or with others. But none are such that I would share them here.
I sometimes fill up a tub with water and hand wash my clothes in the shower because I don't have a washing machine and sometimes I don't want to spend 2 hours in a sketchy laundry cleaning my clothes while some dude is smoking meth in the corner.
Once, when I was really fluey and sleep deprived I went to do myself some lemsip only to find the kettle was on the blink. I shambled into the shower, turned it on, then sat in the shower with the cup on my lap and just emptied the sachet into the shower water I'd collected in my cup.
Watch the smut Patrick Bateman listens to while working out in American psycho
I read in the shower one time. I put my paperback novel between the glass and the cabinet behind so it was propped up, and sat on the floor and read. I got out to turn the page once but the book got super wet so I just read four pages. I think it was a Pratchett I had to return to the library the next day
Reading this comment i felt progressively worse from reading in the shower, the precarious setup, turning a page and getting the book wet, until I died inside seeing it was a library book.
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Jerked off with cheese whiz while dressed as Abraham Lincoln
This is not true I refuse to believe this is real
You're right, jk lol
It was actually as James Madison
Now I believe it
I just snort laughed at this
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