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Time for the poop knife
A complimentary poop knife and ruler should be provided.
*poop knife and poop ruler
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Need one of those tools for measuring spaghetti portions attached
That thing only works for standard length tho
Periodically move it sideways. One oversized poop becomes two standard poops. Pooplication.
The real inconvenience is having to convert the olde world measurements to modern ones anyone would understand.
Fortunately toilets tend to stay attached to a specific region, so it's possible to know which unit system the best majority of people using it will be most familiar with.
While americans don't measure in centimeters, we do understand grams. Weigh the damn poops.
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Gotta plan accordingly, or carry a poop knife.
The arbitrary capitalisation of “Poops” and “Time” bothers me immensely.
But not Bigger?
The first letter if Bigger. That computes.
Sir. Sir. Sir! Your poop is too big. Please take it with you. Sorry for the inconvenience.
That's funny... until I actually think about a 2.5in diameter turd... then I'm horrified.
Pretty much this size
I think 2.5 inches would be closer to a soda can if we're using references.
They should just refer to the caliber
I fire 120 mm high-explosive rounds
Whoever is making those poops, I feel so sorry for your tattered asshole.
That's bigger than a Coke can.
Sure, sure. But they've probably been doing it for a while now.
I feel bad for the person who's come to expect them and isn't going to get their XXL turds today.
They are going to be very disappointed when they read that sign
Just hang a poop knife. Problem solved.
Time to squeeze them sphincter muscles to extrude a 4 inch long, 2.25 in diameter turd.
Ah, the Play-doh fun factory technique.
When ya forget the tape measure outside of the bathroom 😔
Here in Australia no one has "poop knives". American plumbing is a sad joke. Most Aussies don't even own a plunger.
I poop in metric so this doesn't apply to me.
I live in Japan and you can flush a pair of work boots down these toilets.
That's the size of a standard UK beer can.
What fucking animals are using that poor toilet?
Damn. Where's lemmy shitpost when you need it
What should be the lemmy equivalent of the poop knife? A shit blade? A defecation spatula? A dung spoon?
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How many courics is that?
Ah crap, my poop is 2 and 5/8 inches in diameter and 6 and 1/8 inches long.
Okay, so I gotta pinch it off twice then?
Gotta get one of those Play-Doh shape-sphincters to shove up your butt before you get down to business to "defeat the huns"
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