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[–] blame@hexbear.net 42 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Can we just like take all these people and hook them up to some gooner VR simulator and just leave them in there

[–] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 30 points 2 days ago

I think that is what the robots are for yeah

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] blame@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago

The good ol days

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[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 37 points 2 days ago (2 children)

These guys don't seem to actually WANT sexbots. I never hear any sexbot fantasies that talk about, say, all the fantasy sex they could do that they'd either have a hard time finding another person who would want to do it, or stuff that's downright impossible with a human body. All they ever talk about is how they'd teach women a lesson (also implied that women wouldn't use sexbots if they were widely available and that good).

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 19 points 2 days ago

They want a woman as a trophy, as a status symbol. They want a woman to control so they can look "good" to their likeminded disgusting friends.

[–] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Not to out myself but I think a robot friend would be fun. Can it like play games and stuff or is it just down to business? Cause you know they are gonna use under spec Boston dynamic parts so it would be crazy good at nerf battles.

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

You are just describing Westworld

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I imagine making robots designed to play specific games would be a lot easier than robots designed for sex, so you'll probably see that? In a way, batting cages are already that.

[–] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago

In the way if capitlaism sucking they would likely just be a standard doll type with like an alexia in it. They already make those though. For a product to be rightfully a sex robot it would have to have enough capacity to like play chess and ping pong

[–] crime@hexbear.net 53 points 2 days ago

Incels: "If women think they're too good for me, I'm going to get a sex robot and take myself off the market!"

Women: "Yeah. Okay. Good. yes-chad"

[–] driving_crooner 48 points 2 days ago (1 children)

>Wants a "human connection"
>better do it quickly or I'm replacing you with a robot.

[–] TheLepidopterists@hexbear.net 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This immediately stood out to me too.

These losers are completely incoherent.

[–] buh@hexbear.net 33 points 2 days ago (2 children)

tbh to me these guys are like, imagine if a manipulator was stupid as fuck

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A Bond villain but someone accidentally closed all the air vents in their secret lair

[–] TheRealChrisR@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

Uber passengers I had once were this couple where the girl was briefly left alone in the city and it scared her and her drunk bf. Her drunk bf was excusing it by “I went to Iraq and my buddy fucking killed himself in 2007!” He spent the ride trying to be manipulative and emotionally abusive but he was really dumb and incoherently drunk. So he was just making tone noises, not even words. They were like he was trying to say every sentence as a question with the pitch rising at the end of every “sentence”. The ride ended and she was in my car for an extra minute or two and I just kept saying “LEAVE HIM”

[–] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 43 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Bit idea: Sex Bots programmed as therapy bots whose end goal is to make you no longer need sex bots.

"I wanna fuck a sex bot!"

"Let's have a talk about your inability to feel arousal for a human body that hasn't been completely objectified."

[–] fox@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Replika chatbots are already doing that

[–] NotThatKindOfFedPosting@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Isn't replika implacated in

CW SEWERSLIDEAt least one youth shooting themselves

[–] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago

Probably. Also I've heard nothing about them being used for therapy or anything therapeutic.

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The fembot would probably be a more human connection than most of these techbro losers

[–] Facky@hexbear.net 26 points 2 days ago

Fembot yuri

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

it's always projection. these are the same people who want a 10/10 mom that they can fuck who is a good virgin christian broodmare yet incredibly good at sex, yet we have high standards for wanting men to do the bare minimum.

The bar is in hell and they cant cross it.

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 45 points 2 days ago

Critical support if the worst men on the planet permanently remove themselves from the dating game

[–] sourcery@hexbear.net 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How dare FEMALES expect me to take a shower!

[–] Yukiko@hexbear.net 29 points 2 days ago

Please. Remove yourself from the dating pool so I don't have to encounter your sorry ass when I feel up to dating again.

[–] Aradina@lemmy.ml 24 points 2 days ago (2 children)

These people realise that a dude sexbot is like.. way easier to make right? All you need is a sex machine that can convincingly talk like a human, and that's already basically possible.

[–] Z_Poster365@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hooking up a ChatGPT girlfriend with speech recognition to a flesh light can be done with duct tape and an iPhone and a flesh light

[–] Aradina@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'd argue to meet sexbot criteria it needs to perform the sex action.

So the fleshlight would need to be like.. Motorised? Is that a thing?

[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure I saw a tweet about China doing something like this

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New in stores, the chat gpt connected hismith!

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[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I want a robot but I dont think I would fuck it

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Genuine curiosity and something I've asked many people who have said they want a robot. What for?

[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Maybe I could give it sentience

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[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Because robots are fucking awesome

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[–] freagle@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 2 days ago (6 children)
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[–] Sulvor@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago

Lol i think thats the Asian Elon lookalike guy

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Fake. You can tell it's fake because Musk won't fuck anything that won't make him children he can name X42069247365

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Aren't all of his kids from IVF? He probably unironically looks at the clans in Battletech like wow-cool-robot wow, cool space fascism with eugenicist characteristics

[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 2 days ago

While also not realizing he'd never qualify in clan society to be added to said gene pool

[–] miz@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago

"you'd better lower your standards or I will get rid of all of mine"

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