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[–] MIDItheKID@lemmy.world 10 points 3 hours ago

LMABF8 had the coldest water. I'm all for the EZH20 because I carry a bottle around with me and it's less likely to spread germs and causes less waste, but I feel like the water coming out of them is barely chilled. I like my water to be so cold it is borderline painful when I am drinking it.

Nothing hit as hard as coming out of gym class in high school and getting some fresh gulps of ice cold water from the LMABF8. Peak refreshment.

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I actually hate the EZH2O. When you go to drink it activates the bottle stream in the back and reduces the water pressure so you have to go down further to drink. Well when you do that the bottle stream turns off and the water pressure goes back to normal and you get blasted in the face full force. Reminds me of my college days.

[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago

Reminds me of my college days.

Getting blasted in the face full force?

[–] phoneymouse@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

The second one reminds me of elementary school because we had exactly that model.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

I think we had the third, but I pretty distinctly remember there being a large metal "kachunk" bar like the ones they put on swinging fire doors. Maybe it wasn't this brand.

[–] AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works 22 points 7 hours ago

a class a few years ahead of me got one of the ezh2os as their senior gift. probably the most used senior gift I've ever seen, we were a small school and everyone used it every day. I think it hit 500,000 uses by the time I graduated a few years later

[–] superkret@feddit.org 9 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

The C in the first model name stands for "Colored"

[–] ifItWasUpToMe@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 hours ago

So where do the white people drink from?

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 49 points 9 hours ago (5 children)

We had something like the first one when I was in high school. When I was a freshmen, I saw another student drop his pants, hop up on top of it, lower into the spout so it went ALL the way up his ass, reached around and turned the water on for a second, then lifted off and shot a wave of shit-water all over the basin/wall behind it, then hopped down and ran off giggling.

Yeah...

Haven't used a water fountain since.

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 hours ago

This is a strong argument for bidets on public toilets

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago

Public high school in a sketchy area. You'll see some things.

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 36 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (2 children)

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[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 2 points 4 hours ago

There's always Reddit for that.:-P

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 10 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

I'm afraid you actually unlearned to write. Are you sure you really can't read what I'm saying?

[–] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago (2 children)
[–] PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

I also don’t, simply because my high school had a string of vandalism where some kid was pulling all of the water fountains out of the walls. Like he was just ripping them straight out. There’s no way they could support someone putting their entire body weight on it to shove the spout up their ass.

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 0 points 1 hour ago

Your school's infrastructure was apparently even shittier than mine. In any case, he was a skinny little high schooler - that thing could have been screwed into drywall and still supported his weight.

...and if you don't think a water fountain spout could fit up someone's ass, I've got some foreign object removal stories from working in the OR that... well, you probably also wouldn't believe, but you'd be amazed what an anal sphincter can accommodate.

[–] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago

There's also insertion and water pressure issues. It doesn't add up, I tell you.

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

my high school had a string of vandalism where some kid was pulling all of the water fountains out of the walls

Anyone remember that "devious licks" trend?

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

I sincerely wish I didn't believe me either.

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Not even remotely the same but in the 90's mcdonalds still had salt and pepper shakers on the tables. I knew a guy who loved throwing them in the bag when he got up from the table along with the ten straws he grabbed and wad of napkins. He really was under some serious financial stress in no way due to anything he had done. I refused to use the salt and pepper shakers at his house and he kept bugging me as to why. I told him he didn't want to know but he insisted. Finally I told him about the time I saw some kids going from table to table licking the tops of the shakers. He immediately threw them all away. Later they started to reappear and it was because he figured out at the first of the month they replaced them and the new one usually had the seal left on them.
Before you trash the guy for doing that. The guy made 80 grand one year and could barely afford food. All that money went to paying his wife's medical bills. She had grown up inside the boundary of a superfund site out in new mexico and had all kinds of tumors and other problems. It was called a pre existing condition and his insurance wouldn't pay for hardly anything. They finally divorced so she could get SSI. That was in the early 2000's. This country sucked then and it still sucks.

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Yeah no judgement for being frugal at McD's expense. 1) Fuck McD's, and 2) Do what to gotta do. There was a point in my life where I got meals from the condiment station at a college cafeteria. They had free ketchup, and a hot water dispenser thing for making tea, so I'd make 'tomato soup' by making myself a bowl of hot ketchup water. Couple handfuls of a single package saltines, and there's lunch. Life sucks when you can't afford anything, but it does make you become pretty creative when it comes to saving money.

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 2 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Why did he need more than 1 or 2 pairs of salt and pepper shakers though? Why did Mcdonalds need to replace them every month instead of refilling them?

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

iirc, they were those plastic shakers that didn't actually have a way to get into them - nothing to unscrew to refill it. They were designed to be used until empty, then discarded and replaced.

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 1 points 3 hours ago

Ah, I didn’t think that disposable ones would exist!

[–] Zink@programming.dev 2 points 6 hours ago

I’m going to take a guess that throwing away little cheap plastic shakers each month costs less than paying a person to clean and refill them.

So into the landfill they flow!

[–] iamjackflack@lemm.ee 6 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

The first 3 pictures are the same

[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 13 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Ah, you've never used the LMABF8

[–] CoopaLoopa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 hours ago

LMABF8 spits straight ice water. Can't be beat.

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 95 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I’ll never forget the day in elementary school where I saw a kid casually put his mouth directly on the spout. Then it dawned on me: “There are probably others like him.”

[–] apocalypticat@lemmy.world 43 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 52 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Australia rejects your hierarchy.

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 10 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

And there's always one that some kid shoved a piece of mulch in so it sprays everywhere.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 4 points 5 hours ago

Oh yeah the fucking tanbark.

[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 16 points 10 hours ago

Like cattle to the trough

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 39 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

I work in the industry and I have no idea why anyone would use anything other than the EZH2O for indoors. The other ones aren't even any cheaper.

[–] BodePlotHole@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

I do MEP design for commercial buildings in the US. If a job ever shows "EWC", I don't ask for specs, I assume the EZH2O until either the job goes out with that spec, or the client directly refuses to use that model.

Anything less, is uncivilized.

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 10 hours ago

and at least on the EZH2O you can see the quality of the filter that hasn't been replaced since twas installed

[–] Astronauticaldb@lemmy.world 20 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

This comment just made me realize that the EZH20 is both the model type as well as a description of what it does lol

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[–] randon31415@lemmy.world 11 points 9 hours ago

Unless you are stuck in an all-day meeting with hundreds of stressed out, immunocompromised, most likely sick people all wanting to drink from the EZH2O/EZS8L pair next to the closet bathroom and there is a pair of VRCHDTL8SC down the hall and you are going on a two week Christmas vacation at the end of the meeting.

Then the VRCHDTL8SC is the boss.

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

it's funny that I've seen all of these in real life, though I rarely ever used them due to the obvious hygiene issues

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 19 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Weak.

I glory in my conquest of our communal bacteria.

[–] Benjaben@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

Hell yeah, I'm a goddamned fortress by now. I shrug off everything but a multi pronged attack, no matter how sustained. Pretty much have to be badly under slept, kept in tight quarters, and exposed to something virulent.

My immune system is like an advanced alien race just crashing through whole galaxies and annihilating weaker species. As it should be.

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