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[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 6 points 6 hours ago

The two types of women, conventionally attractive trad wife and lesbian.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 22 points 12 hours ago

Please make Spider-Man gay it would be the funniest shit ever

[–] btbt@hexbear.net 30 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (4 children)

Shaun’s video on the dumbass Stellar Blade drama from Twitter made me realize that a bunch of people have brianworms that stem from the fact that they feel a desperate need to have the entire universe revolve around them.

The horny men that make these types of posts complaining about the lack of video game women to jack off to are angry because they don’t want to acknowledge that horny losers aren’t the only type of people that games are marketed towards, because, at the end of the day, their problems come down to the fact that they are disturbed by the mere idea that they and people like them are not the only types of people who exist.

Maybe if we locked these people in a capsule by themselves and shot them into space, they would be happy because they would finally be provided a reality where, in a sense, they are the only living beings, where they could finally be as lonely as they’ve always wanted to be.

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 11 points 11 hours ago

Maybe if we locked these people in a capsule by themselves and shot them into space, they would be happy because they would finally be provided a reality where, in a sense, they are the only living beings, where they could finally be as lonely as they’ve always wanted to be.

absolutely-safe-capsule

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 18 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

I've been having a ton of fun with V rising lately and one of the bosses is literally a gay dominatrix. It fuckin rules and more people should play it. I am trying to do a communist takeover of the server we play on. This dude just leaves his PC on for us to play on poor man's dedicated server.

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I pirated it and played it solo but got stuck on the penultimate boss

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 4 points 6 hours ago

Well if you're ever looking for some coop/pvp fun highly recommend. Also a comrade bought me the Castlevania DLC.

[–] invo_rt@hexbear.net 7 points 10 hours ago

gay dominatrix

waow-based

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 19 points 13 hours ago

This is what I've been saying. These people don't actually like or respect games (or whatever medium they're whining about), they just want to be catered to.

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 13 points 12 hours ago

The whole tone of the tweet is just dripping with entitlement, like Sony owes him a “talk.”

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 29 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Tell a :freeze-gamer: that pandering is subject to Capitalist Supply and Demand, and they must compete in the marketplace of ideas harder if they want more :chicken-bop:

...then sit back and watch their brain leak out their ears as they try to hold the contradiction in their head.

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 24 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

Nah, these freaks have already found their "solution" to queer people existing, and it's mass extermination. The only response to the Gamer is a bullet.

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 11 points 11 hours ago

That's why we gotta blow their minds! wowee

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 22 points 14 hours ago

Just like how Ulysses used to frame it, the male G*mer brain isn't happy with a woman in their game unless it's a scantly clad waifu pandering to them by calling them senpai.

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 15 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 10 points 13 hours ago

Same! I mean, based either way to be sure.

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 12 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

But if you are a cishet man, playing as a lesbian allows you to flirt with women in dialogue options saruman-orb

[–] TheDrink@hexbear.net 9 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

fr every RPG character I've played since KOTOR has been either a lesbian or ace

[–] Red_Renewal_Cosmonaut@hexbear.net 5 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 8 hours ago

In my case it's just because the dialogue is usually less cringy.

[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 12 points 12 hours ago

a road fraught with peril